Bearded hipsters

[morepork]

Jesus titty-fucking christ. Let's get an app for our phone/life support system that mimics vintage cameras. Lets pay for this nonsense, because we are tryhard cunts.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8

Better still, lets pay even more to "wait" for the images to be "processed", just like people did in olden times

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8

For

Fucks

Sake

[Coco]

Jesus titty-fucking christ. Let's get an app for our phone/life support system that mimics vintage cameras. Lets pay for this nonsense, because we are tryhard cunts.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8

Better still, lets pay even more to "wait" for the images to be "processed", just like people did in olden times

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8

For

Fucks

Sake

Caught you browsing the itunes website.

[J Dory]

Jesus titty-fucking christ. Let's get an app for our phone/life support system that mimics vintage cameras. Lets pay for this nonsense, because we are tryhard cunts.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8

Better still, lets pay even more to "wait" for the images to be "processed", just like people did in olden times

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8

For

Fucks

Sake

Caught you browsing the itunes website.

Yeah, I was wondering about that. You succumbed to the dark side MP?

[morepork]

Fuck off.

[J Dory]

Fuck off.


Sent from my Space Grey Iphone X using Tapatalk

Uhuh.

[morepork]

I bet your real persona is "Giles the vintage bicycle repair person".

[J Dory]

I bet your real persona is "Giles the vintage bicycle repair person".

I do have a little side business going flashing motorcycle ECUs, does that count?

[morepork]

Pimp my ride!

Too mainstream.

[J Dory]

Pimping your ride is half the fun of owning a motorcycle.

[Coco]

Fuck off.


Sent from my Snooty Hipster Iphone "Indy" using some obscure Hipster app that youve been using since before it went mainstream.

Uhuh.

Fixed it.

[Mellsblue]

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[Coco]

Well, to be fair, its gets nerds out of the nightly ritual of eating cereal and playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement. Fresh air is good.

[Coco]

A question...

Are there female hipsters?

Is it just a feminine male thing?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I think it takes them too long to grow the beard.

[morepork]

Oh there are female hipsters all right. They are every bit pretentious as their male counterparts.

[Galfon]

Real Hipster men use Boar bristle brushes, which affirms
their virility and potency.


Hipsterellas use a softer brush, made from Sows for their beards which are usually hidden.

[morepork]

That is an advert for a product aimed at virgins that contract pubic lice.

Just look at that wanker.

[Coco]

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Seriously?