The 15 shirt

[BenHK]

Ashton?

[Peej]

Have you checked the Super Rugby rosters for a fullback with a Granny from Norfolk?

Tried that, got Woodward.

Oh, dear me. Did you not notice we had already tried to palm him off onto the Aussies?

I don't know if you've noticed, but problematic Aussies are a bit of a trend now, so it probably enhanced his value in turnips and groats.