jngf wrote:Puja wrote:morepork wrote:You have to respect their right to do that.
And I am! It would be disrepectful of me if I didn't respect the gauntlet of disrepect that they have thrown down by not respecting us if I were to respect them. That'd feel like I wasn't respecting their disrespect. What I'm doing is respecting their disrespect by respecting them enough to disrespect them right back with the level of respect that they expect to receive.
Puja
Sir Humphrey would be proud!
Prince Ludwig: Forgive me, Herr Blackadder... I have been neglecting my duties as a host. Please accept my apple-ogies.
Blackadder: I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a commode.
Prince Ludwig: I hope this scum has not inconweenienced you.
Edmund: It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience me.
Prince Ludwig: Good. If he had inconweenienced you, I was going to offer you his tongue.
Blackadder: Believe me, sir: if he had inconweeniened me, you would not have a tongue with which to make such an offer.
Prince Ludwig: Let me assure you, Herr Blackadder: if I no longer had a tongue with which to make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that, if I had inconweenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue.
Edmund: Yes, well, enough of this banter. Who the hell are you, sausage breath?