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So one eighth of Jones' touring squad to Aussie were born in Godzone (Hartley, M. Vunipola, Harrison, Te'o).

How many English-qualified Kiwis are playing in the English premiership but are not in the England squad?
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I wondered how long it would take you.

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We could probably manage an entirely Kiwi Lions series.
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Backs may be a bit short? Anscombe, Te'o, Maitland?
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Both Piutau boys.

Then there are two Scottish loosies, are there not, if we are including the other home nation chaps.

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morepork wrote:Both Piutau boys.

Then there are two Scottish loosies, are there not, if we are including the other home nation chaps.

For coach.....just throw a dart into a crowd.
The Piutaus are only playing in England, not for England
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In fact, it'll take some doing for them to qualify for England.
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Poms are too soft for rugby.
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Eugene Wrayburn wrote:
morepork wrote:Both Piutau boys.

Then there are two Scottish loosies, are there not, if we are including the other home nation chaps.

For coach.....just throw a dart into a crowd.
The Piutaus are only playing in England, not for England
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It gets worse, those bastards are now poaching from developing rugby outposts like Germany and Australia too!


In fact, almost 1/3 of the squad are not actually England-born, as in addition to the aforementioned quartet, there are 2 Germans (Hill, Kvesic), 2 Aussies (Clifford, B Vunipola), a Samoan (Tuilagi) and a Saint Lucian (Yarde). Disgraceful poaching poachers that are the poachiest of the poaching poachers that ever poached.
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Also, don't google Teimana Harrison and jetskis.
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Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
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Mikey Brown wrote:Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
You could stick Hoeata in the second row, Michael Collins from the Scarlets on the wing.
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cashead wrote:It gets worse, those bastards are now poaching from developing rugby outposts like Germany and Australia too!


In fact, almost 1/3 of the squad are not actually England-born, as in addition to the aforementioned quartet, there are 2 Germans (Hill, Kvesic), 2 Aussies (Clifford, B Vunipola), a Samoan (Tuilagi) and a Saint Lucian (Yarde). Disgraceful poaching poachers that are the poachiest of the poaching poachers that ever poached.
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Hang on, Clifford is an Aussie? When did that happen?

That must be how he got in the squad, I guess.
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Mikey Brown wrote:Hang on, Clifford is an Aussie? When did that happen?

That must be how he got in the squad, I guess.
When he was born in Brisbane.
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Mikey Brown wrote:Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
Paterson in the second row; Tom Marshall on the wing
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Banquo wrote:
Mikey Brown wrote:Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
Paterson in the second row; Tom Marshall on the wing
Matt Symons as the other second-row, lol
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