Limericks

[francoisfou]

Many moons ago on the Irish board there was a limerick thread which was quite entertaining, and I propose to relaunch it.
Each contributor writes a line and the one who finishes the limerick writes the first line of the next.

So here goes:

A miserable ol' fecker from Fife,

[Tobylerone]

Thought this thread might have a short life..*




*slightly north of Fife.

[francoisfou]

But his pal from Dundee..

[Tobylerone]

Which is not like Paris..

[francoisfou]

From whence came his trouble and strife.







An elderly woman from Crewe

[Tobylerone]

Her legs, they were all black and blue..

[francoisfou]

And bandy and hairy..

[Puja]

So thick you would swear she'd...

[Tobylerone]

Just recently escaped from a zoo..








A lonely Irish panda called Moi-Moi....

[francoisfou]

Took a fancy to Stella Artois(trois!)

[Tobylerone]

She woke with a sore head..

[francoisfou]

Feeling half-dead..

[Puja]

When she saw who she had brought home from the bar.



A venerable man from Greece...

[francoisfou]

Had become extremely obese..

[Tobylerone]

He lost sight of his feet..

[francoisfou]

Which were rather petite

[Tobylerone]

He decided to cut down on the cheese..

[Tobylerone]

Old Luigi, he was keen on the Grappa..

[Puja]

It made him convinced he was a rapper

[francoisfou]

But it was not to be..

[Buggaluggs]

Cos he's no Jay-Z

[francoisfou]

Then went out to look for a slapper.

[francoisfou]

She said, « Luigi, you daft old fool »

[Buggaluggs]

You know I can handle a tool

[francoisfou]

So he lay down on her bed..