Limericks

[francoisfou]

Swinging so low

[Galfon]

With a range of peculiar sizes.


A plucky young postman called Pete

[Buggaluggs]

delivers mail for Epping's elite

[Galfon]

he likes a long drive

[francoisfou]

With other men’s wives

[Galfon]

who will nurse the sores on his feet.



Francine runs a chippy in Frome

[francoisfou]

She hangs her kippers in the front room

[Galfon]

other smells they do mask

[francoisfou]

Unsavoury, so don’t ask..

[Galfon]

Her neighbours are all moving home.



A young hippo trainer called Hank

[Buggaluggs]

was enjoying a furious wank

[Tobylerone]

When Cliff and the Shadows..

[francoisfou]

Disguised as scarecrows..

[Buggaluggs]

sold his squirt at the Purley sperm bank




Trevor, an eager inventor

[francoisfou]

Became a political dissenter

[francoisfou]

Became a political dissenter

[francoisfou]

Apologies guys, couldn’t delete the above posts

[Buggaluggs]

a big fan of Trump

[Buggaluggs]

<<< I tell you what fellas, these are pretty funny >>>>

[Galfon]

when busy on the Stump

<<< I tell you what fellas, these are pretty funny >>>>

..it's a mirror on today's world ..

[Buggaluggs]

OK. Let's get back on track...

Trevor, an eager inventor

Became a political dissenter

a big fan of Trump

...

[Puja]

OK. Let's get back on track...

Trevor, an eager inventor

Became a political dissenter

a big fan of Trump

when busy on the Stump

He's picked the very worst representor

Her neighbours are all moving home.

<<<For future reference, Frome rhymes with broom, not home, cause the English language makes no sense whatsoever>>>




A skinny young lad from Dungannon...

[Galfon]

tried to build himself up with King Salmon

<< frome - oops.. good job it wasn't fowey or milngavie ..>>

[francoisfou]

But the lad was a loser..

[Tobylerone]

Just one leg in his trooser..