Limericks

[Galfon]

still liked a romp in the hay

[Tobylerone]

He did find that needle..

[Galfon]

that caused him to tweedle

[Buggaluggs]

to the visiting bishop's dismay

[Buggaluggs]

A plumber was fixing a leak

[Galfon]

when his client bent down for a peek

[Buggaluggs]

"That's quite a crack"

[Galfon]

" ..like that on a yak"

[Buggaluggs]

Next time we'll have a little less cheek

[francoisfou]

Next time we'll have a little less cheek

[Buggaluggs]

Two nuns were enjoying a stroll

[Galfon]

when one trapped her thumb in a hole

[francoisfou]

Oh, sister, it’s stuck..

[Galfon]

i'm deep in the muck

[francoisfou]

Said the other, "Oh, God bless your soul".








A fella from Shoreham-by-Sea

[Tobylerone]

Mistook the wasabi for avocado puree..

[francoisfou]

That gave him a start..

[Galfon]

he felt a spare part

[francoisfou]

And won’t do it again, I tell ye.

[francoisfou]

A pirate who came from Penzance

[Galfon]

took his moll to the end-of-year dance

[francoisfou]

A quick do-si-do

[Galfon]

getting down on the hoe

[Buggaluggs]

..and to bed the two then did prance.



An astronaut steps on the moon

[Galfon]

and his face turned a darkish maroon