Limericks

[Galfon]

working up a sweat

[francoisfou]

Rubbed down with wintergreen.









D'you think this thread needs a rest?

[Galfon]

some time to reflect might be best

[francoisfou]

But it’s fun, nonetheless..

[Galfon]

always best to confess

[francoisfou]

And start a new ryhme - be my guest!!

[Galfon]

a long-distance driver called Dwight..

[francoisfou]

Drove all the way to Dundee - through the night..

[Galfon]

In a small greasy spoon..

[francoisfou]

By the light of the moon..

[Galfon]

He was delivered a terrible fright..

The girl at the till was an Ex ..

[francoisfou]

..traordinary transvestite named Rex

[Galfon]

More bubble than squeak..

[francoisfou]

With a rotund physique..

[Galfon]

and mightilly impressive Pecs.

The apron was tight and revealing..

[francoisfou]

So tight that Rex began squealing

[Galfon]

'Kettle's boiled..' called Dwight

[francoisfou]

An' I'm feelin' alright..

[Galfon]

With me' slice o' toast and Darjeeling.

He set off and arrived at the Tay..

[francoisfou]

In time for lunch in a packed café

[Galfon]

With fruit-cakes on show..

[francoisfou]

And Beaujolais nouveau

[Galfon]

offered free to those wearing a beret.

Dwight sported his - an old gift from France..

[francoisfou]

Hoping for his looks, to enhance..

[Galfon]

but he got no takers