Limericks

[francoisfou]

She’d come down from the North Yorkshire moors..

[Galfon]

renowned for her work on the doors..

[francoisfou]

She had a quite hairy chest..

[Galfon]

and a tatty string vest

[francoisfou]

And frightens the cat when she snores.








A nonagerian nun from North Shields

[Galfon]

was known to stand out in her fields..

[francoisfou]

"Why aye", bonnie lass!

[Galfon]

shouted out from the grass

[Puja]

Saw this, thought of you.

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[Galfon]

Saw this, thought of you.

comforting and uncomfortable, at the same time...

[francoisfou]

shouted out from the grass

As she turned and took to her heels…

[francoisfou]

..to escape from an amorous monk..

[Galfon]

at large conveying plenteous spunk

[francoisfou]

With his habit in tatters..

[Galfon]

a-covered in splatters..

[francoisfou]

Closely resembling a punk.

[francoisfou]

A poet from Stow on the Wold

[Galfon]

was well known as 'Berwyn-the-Bold'..

[francoisfou]

Wrote verse quite perverse..

[Galfon]

and songs that were worse..

[francoisfou]

But his limericks were pure gold.








A harlot of old Hampton Wick

[Galfon]

did well with her 'tenner-a-lick'....

[Tobylerone]

Her stamps were expensive..

[francoisfou]

Which some found offensive

[Galfon]

made worse by mess from the lipstick.

Her special offer was first class..