Limericks

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Sun Apr 16, 2023 7:31 pm

Galfon wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:06 am ' Ma words dinnae rhyme...'

Too much vodka and lime

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:06 pm

'Some choob ran awa' wi' mi' lid...'

The fun-bus drove on to the Med...

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Fri May 05, 2023 5:51 pm

Cos from the Biarritz gendarmes, they fled..

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Sat May 06, 2023 8:41 pm

to 'Safe House-Sur-Mer' ..

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Sat May 13, 2023 1:12 pm

Chez Yvette et Pierre

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Tue May 16, 2023 12:46 am

Well stocked with wine, cheese and bread.

Fritz led the way getting stuck in...

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Tue May 16, 2023 6:20 pm

Shooting two pheasants - for pluckin'

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Thu May 18, 2023 6:10 pm

a boar for spit-roast..

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Fri May 19, 2023 7:21 pm

Baked beans - on toast..

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Sat May 20, 2023 12:08 pm

and some Cock-au-van, with no cluckin'.

A great gastro-fest in full swing...

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Thu May 25, 2023 3:01 pm

With Yvette, wearing just a G-string

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Mon Jun 05, 2023 10:01 am

Pierre in tight shorts..

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Mon Jun 19, 2023 7:46 pm

..and string vest, he cavorts,

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Thu Jun 22, 2023 3:41 pm

with other bits held in a sling.

The merriment spread to the street..

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:40 pm

Where all sorts of weirdos, they'd meet

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 1:13 am

Dancing to the docks..

francoisfou · Post by **francoisfou** » Wed Jul 26, 2023 9:51 am

Were fellas in frocks

Galfon · Post by **Galfon** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:23 am

and girls with extraordinary feet.

This stag do had got out of hand..

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