It is time to rock and or roll in the manner of a Hurricane: The Soup Rugby Final!

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:29 am

Open this in another tab, thanks.

Finals time, lads. Don't fuck it up, Wellingtonians.

Hurricanes
1. Loni Uhila
2. Dane motherfuckin' Coles (C)
3. Ben May
4. Vaea Fifita
5. Michael Fatialofa
6. Brad Shields
7. Ardie Savea
8. Victor Vito
9. TJ Perenara
10. Beaudy Barrett
11. Jason Woodward
12. Willis Halaholo
13. Matt Proctor
14. Cory Jane
15. James Marshall

16. Ricky Riccitelli
17. Chris Eves
18. Michael Kainga
19. Mark Abbott
20. Callum Gibbins
21. Jamison Gibson-Park
22. Vince Aso
23. Julian Savea

Lions
1. Dylan Smith
2. Malcolm Marx
2. Julian Redelinghuys
4. Anries Ferreira
5. Franco Mostert
6. Jaco Kriel
7. Warwick Tecklenburg
8. Warren Whiteley (C)
9. Faf de Klerk
10. Elton Jantjies
11. Courtnal Skosan
12. RJ van Rensburg
13. Lionel Mapoe
14. Ruan Combrinck
15. Andries Coetzee

16. Armand Van Der Merwe
17. Corne Fourie
18. Jacques Van Rooyen
19. Lourens Erasmus
20. Ruan Ackermann
21. Ross Cronje
22. Howard Mnisi
23. Jaco Van Der Walt

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:31 am

Shithouse conditions.

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:31 am

Soggy and cold enough to be like a bright yellow variety of gazpacho soup.

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:34 am

Does anyone else hear Bono singing "I'm at a place called vertigo! DONDE ESTAS!" in their heads when they hear the commentator's mention Halaholo?

rowan · Post by **rowan** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:39 am

Canes by 20. I got both the semis wrong so that's probably the hex - as if the Canes needed one to choke in a grand final . . .

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:40 am

Getting the sense that Jantjies is going to have a proper shit evening.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:42 am

More class from Barrett. He's so hot right now.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:45 am

Denied. Fair call. Great finish by Jane unrewarded.

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:47 am

I think Shields just murdered someone.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:00 am

Put that down to offensive d.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:00 am

That might be my rapper name.

Post by **morepork** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:03 am

Captain Fend dances down the sideline again.

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:04 am

Offensive D dropping dope hits,
Your ball skills is the drizzling shits,

Peep my line speed,
Make you look lethargic bitch,
Like you been smokin' that weed
You're out of your element like Donnie, son,
Go home motherfucker and do a cross stitch.

Post by **morepork** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:07 am

cashead wrote:Offensive D dropping dope hits,
Your ball skills is the drizzling shits,

Peep my line speed,
Make you look lethargic bitch,
Like you been smokin' that weed

In my hood I'm a hero.

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:10 am

morepork wrote:
cashead wrote:Offensive D dropping dope hits,
Your ball skills is the drizzling shits,

Peep my line speed,
Make you look lethargic bitch,
Like you been smokin' that weed

In my hood I'm a hero.

Kirsten Zemke was one of my mentors at uni.

Post by **morepork** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:16 am

Fuckin staunch defence.

zer0 · Post by **zer0** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:20 am

Coles needs to quietly remind the ref that it's illegal for defenders to dive down on grounded players recovering a kick.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:25 am

Pretty tight at halftime. Lions are going ok, and will have the wind behind them in the second half. Just their passing is sluggish.

Post by **morepork** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:31 am

Spy wrote:Pretty tight at halftime. Lions are going ok, and will have the wind behind them in the second half. Just their passing is sluggish.

Thanks to the big yellow fasi balasi.

Post by **cashead** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:42 am

Phew. Hurricanes almost Hurricaned it there.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:42 am

Lions giving the Canes a taste of line speed.

Spy · Post by **Spy** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:43 am

Better tactic in these conditions. Good kick for goal too.

jared_7 · Post by **jared_7** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:51 am

Lions putting in a good shift here, defences both look rock solid so kicking will likely decide it.

zer0 · Post by **zer0** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:52 am

The halfback de Klerk is a dangerous bugger, but Jantjies is properly struggling under the sustained pressure. If only Kerr-Barlow was on the Hurricanes bench. I get the feeling he would love to play in this kind of brawling defensive system.

jared_7 · Post by **jared_7** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:52 am

Oooh nasty knock to the head.

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