Happy new year

[Lizard]

Get one up yer, ya cunts.

[morepork]

I'm just starting now. Get some.

[J Dory]

I've been trying to hold off but fuck it, it's scotch o'clock. Happy new years all.

[Len]

Eat shit bums

[morepork]

I got fucking munted. Got home by train at about 8:30 this morning. I was still hammered until about 2 in the afternoon. Thank the lord baby jesus I have the day off tomorrow. I think I drunk a bottle of whiskey. I think. Maybe I was raped by diseased meth babies in an alley. I'll probably never know.

[brucebayliss]

happy new year all

thought id say hi......been a while

[morepork]

G'day Ric. Hope all is well mate.

[Spy]

How did you know that?

Yeah, happy new year all. Back at work now. There's nothing like having a decent break to realise how much more enjoyable not working is compared with working. Give it a couple of weeks and I'll be back in the zone, but right now...

[Doorzetbornandbred]

I got fucking munted. Got home by train at about 8:30 this morning. I was still hammered until about 2 in the afternoon. Thank the lord baby jesus I have the day off tomorrow. I think I drunk a bottle of whiskey. I think. Maybe I was raped by diseased meth babies in an alley. I'll probably never know.

When the green puss starts oozing out of yer arsehole and japs eye it'll confirm what happened to you down that alleyway...

[cashead]

Still on holiday, will be on holiday until the end of the month. Suck it down, losers.

[Len]

I've been off alcohol for nearly 4 months now. Not even a drop. I lost 13 kilos, am quick as, and have a lightning step.

Still suck at rugby though. But yeah no boos for me over new years and what not. Next demon to tackle, porn.

[J Dory]

You found Jebus Len?

[morepork]

I reckon.

[jared_7]

Happy New Year, all. Was in the Black Forest of Germany, very wintery and picturesque with a lot of Christmas markets. I get there's a bit more festive spirit leading up to the 25th, but no matter what anyone tells you a summer Xmas down south wins hands down.

[Len]

You found Jebus Len?

Fuck no. Just trying to be less like Don Jon.

[morepork]

Len Cruise, high ranking Scientologist and rock and roll advisor to the stars.

[cashead]

I had one cider. Broke my decade+ non-drinking streak. Time to start a new one.

[J Dory]

I've decided to go for broke on New Years resolutions this year. All the usual ones, eat better, more exercise, never touch another fcking cigarette, drink less etc. Of all of them I think drink less will be the toughest. Help me Jebus.

[canta_brian]

You found Jebus Len?

Fuck no. Just trying to be less like Don Jon.

Will the pub economy of Bognor survive?

[morepork]

I had one cider. Broke my decade+ non-drinking streak. Time to start a new one.

How old are you cadet?

[Len]

You found Jebus Len?

Fuck no. Just trying to be less like Don Jon.

Will the pub economy of Bognor survive?

Probably. I was never a big drinker anyway. Bognor. What a shit hole

[canta_brian]

Fuck no. Just trying to be less like Don Jon.

Will the pub economy of Bognor survive?

Probably. I was never a big drinker anyway. Bognor. What a shit hole

Are you still there?

[Len]

Will the pub economy of Bognor survive?

Probably. I was never a big drinker anyway. Bognor. What a shit hole

Are you still there?

Yeah man. Still fighting the good fight.

[J Dory]

Still on holiday, will be on holiday until the end of the month. Suck it down, losers.

I'm headed to NZ in Feb when the water is warm and all you school folks are back in your cage.