Random Funny Images

[Mikey Brown]

More cameltoes please.

[bruce]

More cameltoes please.

[Stones of granite]

[Lizard]

I'm not sure that being beaten and forcibly from an aircraft would actually be worse than suffering though a United flight.

[rowan]

From the Only in Aussie flies . . . sorry, files:

[rowan]

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

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[Galfon]

[rowan]

Turkey votes to become a dictatorship . . .

[Adder]

Hitler reference a bit harsh but does make it perfect

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[Stones of granite]

[rowan]

[morepork]

Ummmmm....

[rowan]

From the other side of the lake?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Seriously, mate? Are ye 12?

[rowan]

Seriously, mate? Are ye 12?

That's a compliment at my age, Sarge Meanwhile, let's just keep quoting one another on these photographs

[rowan]

From the other side of the lake?

Lake SUPERIOR by any chance ?

[rowan]

Seriously, mate? Are ye 12?

Yes, scrolling up, Sarge, I see how vastly more grown up the other posts are compared to mine. I must start watching Forest Friends, it seems, in order to attain the required degree of maturity ....

[rowan]

Sorry, Sarge, did you say something?

Oh, must've just been the wind . . .

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Sorry, had to step away from the desk to go for a bite to eat. Forgive me for not being here round the clock to answer immediately upon your every repost.

So, if you are unable to judge the difference between a savagely ironic recomposition of childish images placed in juxtaposition with atrocious and inappropriate adult themes, and what to some of us appears to be merely a dated and infantile infatuation with breasts and labia that frankly passed from the realm of good taste along with Benny Hill and the Carry On films, I suggest that there is little point my attempting to progress this debate with you.

I am now going to the lavatory to pass urine. Please forgive me if I am unable to immediately respond to any further comments you may add - and please accept my assurances that there is no requirement for you to post any further versions of that large-breasted young woman which, despite her figure and skimpy attire are simply not funny regardless of whatever commentary some 13-year old nerd may have appended to them.

I would also suggest that repeatedly re-posting three of them in series does not meet the definition of random.

[rowan]

Boring fart . . .

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ah CRAP!

Seems me 'n MorePork are in the minority.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

[morepork]

Imagine the state of his religious instruction text books. Cocks and fannies everywhere, I'll bet.

And hilarious they are.

[Adder]

Could we get some more boobs please

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[rowan]

Could we get some more boobs please

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Finaly, a real man on the forum