RugbyRebels

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Not sure I'd want to hump any of them though

I for one am really enjoying this new trend. Keep it up, Rowan.

Mikey Brown wrote:I for one am really enjoying this new trend. Keep it up, Rowan.

Keep it up? I think the problem might be in the get it up department.

I'm sensing a denial/over compensation phase.

Following hard on the heels of padded bras . . .



I feel cheated somehow . . .

Fucking hell.

Ah! These might be more down your alley, morepork?

I was dragged up here.

... took more holidays than it is psychologically safe to recall here ...

... and on a weekend off from TA camp as a 20-year old officer cadet, I shagged a 48 year-old here (To be fair, she'd come over from Poole for the night and said that it made a refreshing change to go to the bar and not find that a Royal Marine had shit in her handbag!)

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:... and on a weekend off from TA camp as a 20-year old officer cadet, I shagged a 48 year-old here (To be fair, she'd come over from Poole for the night and said that it made a refreshing change to go to the bar and not find that a Royal Marine had shit in her handbag!)

My take-home from this charming story, is that Serg's sexual prowess can be likened to a shat in a handbag... and only just be considered preferable.

I can't even be sure she woke up the next morning with anything less disgusting under her fingernails. I had dreadful back-acne at the time and she raked the feck out of it!

That's more like it.

When I went to my doc about acne on my back he said whatever you do, don't go screwing 48 year-old-heifers from Poole.
C'mon Serj, you couldn't have been that desperate - but then again, the average age of wimmin in Bournemouth must be 70!

I remember my days as a fledgling sports reporter going along to lawn bowls competitions and taking a look through the programs, and they would be full of funeral agency ads Not exactly subtle . . . !

Like a bit of mature do you? You dorty fecker.

morepork wrote:Like a bit of mature do you? You dorty fecker.

I think he likes shitting in handbags

Who doesn't?

morepork wrote:Who doesn't?

48 year-old hookers from Poole!

I'm just never going to take up lawn bowls. I don't care how old I get, I don't want to be listed in a program funded by funeral agency ads !!

& you thought the ARU had problems . . .

Whoever runs United should probably get out and mingle in the 21st century a bit more.

Which reminds me . . .