Limericks

[francoisfou]

‘Cos the cheese was so bad..

[Galfon]

like socks from his dad

[francoisfou]

Then back to Earth, and not a moment too soon.

[francoisfou]

A plumpish old gal from Calcutta..

[Buggaluggs]

cooked chicken, coriander and butter

[Galfon]

she wanted some cumin

[francoisfou]

And some cannabis fumin’

[Galfon]

But all the grocer did was splutter..


'Dilip runs a deli in Delhi..'

[francoisfou]

And complains of an ache in the belly

[Galfon]

His crusty old meat

[francoisfou]

His wife’s always on heat..

[Galfon]

Still better than the local telly.


Dave was a doorman in Deal ..

[Buggaluggs]

with a face like a moray eel

[Galfon]

gatecrashing was rare

[francoisfou]

But I did, as a dare..

[Galfon]

By disguising myself as a seal.


The barman there worked long and hard

[francoisfou]

The busty barmaid, always on her guard

[Galfon]

when checking the stock

[Buggaluggs]

of his quivering cock

[Galfon]

He cried 'not many o' these to the yard! '


A drayman arrived for a drop

[francoisfou]

He’d been working all day, non-stop

[Galfon]

'Twas his final load

[francoisfou]

So to home he strode

[Galfon]

where on the settee he did flop.


His wife, all day had been waiting

[francoisfou]

To find a lover, by internet dating..