Limericks

[Galfon]

In was her luck

[Puja]

One was willing to fuck

Someone was going to bite on that rhyme eventually; might as well be me

[Galfon]

Impressed by her five-star rating.



He arrived with his bag full of toys

[..no prizes unfortunately..]

[francoisfou]

Rather clumsy and lacking in poise

[Tobylerone]

Such a lack of decorum..

[francoisfou]

Not a patch on this forum..

[Galfon]

accompanied by a dreadful noise


Neighbours were alarmed at the racket

[Puja]

But impressed by the breadth of his packet


I like the ongoing story thing we've got going on here!

[francoisfou]

But he was all mouth and no trousers

[Puja]

Which saddened the carousers

[Galfon]

Disgruntled, she decided to sack it.


The husband disturbed, had awoke

[Tobylerone]

Fearing that, in his sleep, he might croak..

[Buggaluggs]

"Bless my soul" he exclaimed

[Galfon]

"You should be ashamed !"

[francoisfou]

You’ve got yourself a pig in a poke. A jolly old man from Khartoum..

[Galfon]

made gas that came out in a plume

[francoisfou]

Then set it alight..

[Galfon]

to light up the night

[Buggaluggs]

and his arse landed in Rangoon.


A chap with a lisp from Ipswich

[Galfon]

liked to call set moves on the pitch

[francoisfou]

But when he tried a “mitht path”..

[Galfon]

messy was the aftermath

[Puja]

Cause the rest of the backs ran a switch


A lucky young fellow from Leicester

[Galfon]

won a prize for his bright pink sou'wester

[francoisfou]

But his fluorescent pink boots..