Limericks

[Galfon]

attracted large fruits

[francoisfou]

From Land’s End all the way up to Chester

[francoisfou]

A buxom young wench from Rye

[Galfon]

had assets pointing up to the sky

[francoisfou]

Her bottom was round..

[Galfon]

nearly touching the ground

[Buggaluggs]

pulling tree trunks up with her thighs.


Her mother was shamed by the sight

[Galfon]

but impressed at the power, given her height

[francoisfou]

She was just 5 foot 2..

[Galfon]

a mini Kathmandu

[francoisfou]

Her mates called her, “Miss Dynamite!”

[francoisfou]

They thought that her thighs were nut-crackers..

[Galfon]

from the damage they caused to boys' knackers

[francoisfou]

She’d give ‘em a squeeze..

[Galfon]

then twist ninety degrees

[francoisfou]

And leave the boy’s privates in tatters.

[francoisfou]

She got hold of a young lad called Billy..

[Galfon]

who let out a yelp somewhat shrilly

[francoisfou]

Pinned to the bed..

[Galfon]

full force on the head

[Tobylerone]

His cries were heard in Caerphilly..

[Tobylerone]

"A piece of cheese ? " asked poor Ben Gunn..

[francoisfou]

« Or a bite of that ol’ currant bun? »

[Galfon]

"show us yer' treasure.."

[francoisfou]

Shrieked a lady of leisure..