2017/18 Sevens route to world domination

[General Zod]

Malvinas retaken. 14-19.

[General Zod]

And that’s FT. A poor start to the game cost us. Too much boerewors for breakfast.

[General Zod]

Beat Uganda 45-0. Too much Guinness for lunch for the Ugandans.

[OptimisticJock]

This is fucking embarrassing.

[Tobylerone]

You should remember to close your curtains before watching..

[General Zod]

What a load of abject shit.

[OptimisticJock]

You should remember to close your curtains before watching..

[General Zod]

Battering Canada at the moment. Only one pool game today, the other two (Australia & USA) tomorrow. They both looked good, but so do we!

[General Zod]

Won 52-5. Get in there! Excellent performance.

[General Zod]

Lost to USA, need to beat hosts Australia in the last match of the day at 9.04 to progress.

[Edinburgh in Exile]

Scored a couple of good try’s there, hanging on in here. Here, I really don’t follow 7s at all. How are we this year? Rebuilding?

[whatisthejava]

Lost to Oz so in the baby comp I think.

[General Zod]

Need NZ to beat Argentina here and we’ve spawned our way into the big cup.

[General Zod]

Scored a couple of good try’s there, hanging on in here. Here, I really don’t follow 7s at all. How are we this year? Rebuilding?

“Rebuilding” is a very Dodsonesque way of describing us so far, yes.

Anyway, New Zealand pulled it out the bag in the last minute v Argentina to give us a QF v the Blitzbokke.

[Cameo]

At least that's a quarter final

[OptimisticJock]

McFarland is a decent player, would like to see him get some time with the warriors.

That's about all there is to say about that tournament. Despite some people happy that they were top 8.

[General Zod]

First match up in Vegas tonight. A piss poor start and we’re 7-0 down. Fancy us for the cup.

[General Zod]

Now 14-0 down. It’s a far better experience with the commentary down, a bottle of Jura and Neil Diamond on the stereo.

[General Zod]

14-7 McFarland. Try made by Graham and Farndale.

We’re playing Argentina, byrraway.

[General Zod]

Ht. I think I’d make a decent commentator. Sort of in the dan maskell mode.

[General Zod]

Oh! I say!

21-7 Argentina. Terrible refereeing, but if you don’t like it, scotland, don’t put yourselves in a situation where that sort of stuff matters. Contest kick offs like you mean it, make tackles, ruck better.

You’re listening! 14-21.

[General Zod]

21-19. Practice kicking after fatigue training.

[General Zod]

Concentrated too late. 21-19 Argentina.

[General Zod]

For fans of sevens.

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/28/spor ... index.html

[General Zod]

Was just about to post that we battered New Zealand 19:52, but that’s when we’re playing tonight! Genuinely got excited there.

We did thump Uruguay in the other game though, so win and we’re through.