SBW goes to Mecca

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Where do you put the 'al haj'?

Is he SB-al haj W, or SBW-al haj?

Rowan is right, you fecking infidels. This is important stuff.

[morepork]

Shouldn't you be gardening, feeding your zebra finches, or something like that?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I ran out of Werthers Originals so I had to come back indoors to find some, settled for an opened packet of Fisherman's Friends that I found at the back of the scullery pewter store and have since been unable to find my way back out again.

Now, what did I come in for?

[morepork]

5 to look at it. 10 to touch it. 25 for me to touch your "fisherman's friend".

[Digby]

Did yez know that yer wan is Shane Horgan's sister?

Would ye?

I don't believe I did know that, my thanks. Is she a lefty too?

[J Dory]

For some reason this thread reminds me of books my kids were given when they were pre-schoolers. There was Elmo goes to school, Elmo goes to the doctor, and my personal favourite, Elmo goes potty, complete with flushing noises. Now SBW is no Elmo, but I think there is potential here.

[cashead]

For some reason this thread reminds me of books my kids were given when they were pre-schoolers. There was Elmo goes to school, Elmo goes to the doctor, and my personal favourite, Elmo goes potty, complete with flushing noises. Now SBW is no Elmo, but I think there is potential here.

Spoken like a true supporter of genocide. You rotten bastard.

[rowan]

[zer0]

Seems he missed the haircut step. Those tattoos would've also gone down well.

[rowan]

Yes, should've shaved his head and grown a beard. Would've done better to wear his ihrab robe the other way around as well. Tats are frowned upon - though not forbidden entirely.