Limericks

[francoisfou]

She held in high regard

[Tobylerone]

And always liked a beaten egg with her chips..

[Tobylerone]

The poor lad, he was keen on casinos..

[Galfon]

Roulette action mainly, with his bambinos

[francoisfou]

He was on to a loser..

[Galfon]

a cash-cow abuser

[francoisfou]

The solution to which, only she knows.







She said the man needs a Gin Fizz..

[Galfon]

so he can turn to a bit of a whizz

[francoisfou]

But he drank far too much..

[Galfon]

got heavy with his touch

[Buggaluggs]

And splattered her tits with jizz



"My goodness" she breathlessly cried

[francoisfou]

That sure was a hell of a ride!

[Galfon]

" Must be the Navy Strength.. "

[Buggaluggs]

and eye-watering length

[Galfon]

with his full name tattood down the side.



Alexander Shagworthy stood out

[francoisfou]

His reputation was never in doubt..

[Galfon]

With talent and form

[Buggaluggs]

made a fortune in porn

[francoisfou]

But blew all he'd earned drinking stout.











A high-class harlot from Kew..

[Galfon]

Got a knock at the door for a screw

[francoisfou]

"Is this Black and Decker?"

[Galfon]

'..need dome-heads for my pecker'

[francoisfou]

I'd've thrown the twat out, wouldn't you?









While strolling along the beach in Biarritz..

[Galfon]

The Mayor saw a nun doing the splits

[francoisfou]

Then heard cries of joy..