Limericks

[Galfon]

from a big mussels-boy

[francoisfou]

Who tweaked her unmentionable bits.

[francoisfou]

Mother Superior was dismayed..

[Galfon]

at the manner she was being played

[francoisfou]

So she went out on the town..

[Galfon]

with just heels and a gown

[francoisfou]

With only one goal - to get laid.









The first bloke she met was called Fred..

[Tobylerone]

Who looked like he`d been raised from the dead..


like this thread..

[Galfon]

She moved swiftly on

[francoisfou]

To a fella called Ron

[Galfon]

who invited her into his shed.


She decided to take a look around

[francoisfou]

But what she saw, just made her frown

[Galfon]

In jars there were parts

[francoisfou]

Of dismembered tarts

[Galfon]

and jam splashed over the ground.

An artist from Alderley Edge

[francoisfou]

Lived his life on a knife - edge..

[Galfon]

Sometimes he'd fall off

[Tobylerone]

And blame it all on his cough..

Last legs..

[Galfon]

a right nasty variant, so alleged.

[francoisfou]

Some say, this thread's going to die..

[Galfon]

others declare 'pie-in-the-sky..'

[Tobylerone]

Well, the Defib. might work.

[Galfon]

with a bit of a jerk

[francoisfou]

Or a wee dram and a tasty mince pie









They say a scotch is good for the soul..

[Galfon]

for those high and mighty, or just on the dole