Limericks

[francoisfou]

From movers nor shakers..

[Galfon]

so he thought he best take a chance..

"D'ya come here often ?.." he said

[francoisfou]

D'ya fancy a bit in the shed?

[Galfon]

Expecting a stampede

[francoisfou]

His trousers, he peed..

[Galfon]

A 'warm front', like the Weathergirl said.

The management asked him to leave ..

[C-C]

When he stood and started to heave

[Galfon]

His technicolor yawn

[francoisfou]

On the newly mown lawn..

[Galfon]

giving him no-hope of a quick reprieve.

"Awa' n' bile yer heid !.. " they cried

[francoisfou]

Or we'll sling yer arse in the Clyde

[Galfon]

Getting back to his truck..

[francoisfou]

Not pushing his luck

[Galfon]

He completed his drop, quayside.

"D'ya need some paper ? " asked a docker

[C-C]

As he opened his rusty old locker

[Tobylerone]

Just a bit of hairy twine..

Willie Duggan..?

[Galfon]

For cleaning, it's fine

[C-C]

But the wire wool’s a bit of a shocker.


The gardener was sewing some seeds

[Tobylerone]

In the hope they`d meet most of his needs..

[francoisfou]

He sowed wild oats..

[Galfon]

while tending his goats

[francoisfou]

With a pair of most nubile Swedes...







..whose names were Agnetha and Britt

[Galfon]

athletic and remarkably fit

[francoisfou]

Who never say no..

[Galfon]

just like a true Pro