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It was not Monkey pox
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That inflamed her troublesome piles.
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Her doctor prescribed some Deep Heat
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to apply before, then after - repeat
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The pain was intense
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But the smell knocked you right off your feet.
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A young girl from Berwick-on-Tweed..
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got caught in a drunken stampede
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The booze had been flowing..
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So she fled to the hills at full speed.
She was scared someone might pop her cherry..
She was scared someone might pop her cherry..
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she was taking home for her friend, Terry
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But Tel's just a cad..
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Who stays home to watch Tom and Jerry.
A drunkard from Burton-on-Trent
A drunkard from Burton-on-Trent
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would sleep at the pub in his tent
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But he was swiftly ejected..
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And slowly made his way - down to Kent.
He'd got as far as Watford Gap..
He'd got as far as Watford Gap..
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where he let rip at the local Tap
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Sling yer ‘ook, he was told..
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By a woman in an old flat cap.