Limericks

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For those who have a bus pass

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Big ones at half price

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Not once, but twice

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All year, and not just for Christmas...


A large lucky lad from Lapland

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Had a night on the town and got canned

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he t-boned his sled..

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Shot the lights, they were red

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got let off but the reindeer was banned.


He worked through the night making toys..

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‘Til the neighbours complained of the noise

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loud banging and knocks..

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An’ non-stop jukebox

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playing Boney-M and The Backstreet Boys.


' O Hark the Herald Angel Sing! '

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Said the vicar, « Or show us your ring »

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He was taken aback..

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When a froggie called Jacques..

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triumphantly showed off his thing.

People came to see from all around..

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But Jacques’d fled, and couldn’t be found..

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His imprint so large

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Said the woman in charge

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but sadly he'd now gone to ground.


Last seen on a local ferry..

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Bound for Calais, cos he missed his chérie.

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The ring was for her..

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And a bouquet of fleurs..

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with Bolly to keep her so merry.

He said he was searching for Brest..

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To find a girl who wore a string vest