RugbyRebels

Where are our friends from An Lar? I can't believe that we're past the 1st round of the season and there's no one out there prepared to get themselves a Leinster Thread started up. Are ye all too busy growing yer hipster beards and putting reclaimed bathroom tiles on the ceilings of yer coffee shops?

Here's a recipe for success:

http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/rugby/s ... -1.2779959

Stuart Lancaster joins Leinster senior coaching team

The former England head coach has been appointed as Leinster’s new ‘senior coach’

Leinster have confirmed that former England head coach Stuart Lancaster has joined their senior coaching team.

Lancaster replaces Kurt McQuilkin who has left his post due to family reasons.

Speaking to leinsterrugby.ie head coach Leo Cullen said, “The sad departure of Kurt McQuilkin due to family reasons has brought about an opportunity to bring in somebody new to the Leinster Rugby coaching team.

“Stuart brings a wealth of experience and is a highly respected figure in world rugby. We are all looking forward to having Stuart join our team and together helping the players maximise their potential as a group.”

Leinster Rugby CEO Mick Dawson confirmed that former England head coach Lancaster would join the Leinster Rugby coaching team as a ‘Senior Coach’ with immediate effect until the end of the season.

Commenting on the appointment Dawson said, “We are always looking at options around resources but once we were made aware of Kurt McQuilkin’s departure, we narrowed our focus and we are delighted that Stuart has agreed to come on board.

“I know, having spoken at length to Stuart, that he is excited by the challenge of getting into club rugby again and the day to day interaction with players. His first session with Leo, Girvan, John and the players will be later on this afternoon.

“We welcome Stuart to the club. I think our supporters are going to be excited by this announcement and we wish him all the very best for the season ahead.”

Lancaster, 46, is a former Leeds Tykes player and played representative rugby with Scotland at age grade level. Having been forced to retire due to injury at the age of 30, the qualified teacher moved into coaching and had roles with the Leeds Academy and Leeds Carnegie before being appointed as the RFU’s Head of Elite Player Development in 2008 which included coaching the England Saxons.
He was appointed to the role of England head coach in 2011 and led the team through four Six Nations campaigns and a Rugby World Cup in 2015.

Since leaving his position with the English team in 2015, Lancaster has had short term roles with the Atlanta Falcons, with British Cycling’s world-class performance programme, with the English FA and most recently with Counties Manukau in the Mitre 10 Cup in New Zealand.

Leinster Rugby Coaching Team 2016:

Leo Cullen: Head Coach

Stuart Lancaster: Senior Coach

Girvan Dempsey: Assistant Coach

John Fogarty: Assistant Coach

Jocasta and Tarquin will be simply thrilled that you've started a thread for them

I think it a measure of just how far down the tubes we have sunk when we haven't a soul prepared to shout for the Ladyboys in Blue or the hairy feckers from the Wesht. In fact we're hardly looking healthy with Hellov barely keeping ye and me on track and the Oranje hoores having to depend on a red hauhnful of Englishmen and a Canadian to keep their end up.

The arse has truly fallen out of the IMB. I'm thinking of becoming Italian for a season.

wheres that tool Mugabe these days?

Non lo so, ma è uno strumento!

il tuo italiano è molto buono............



potremmo fare con quello strumento rivelando

Egli è nascosto nelle ombre - ovviamente ombre molto lunghe, per lui è un puttana estremamente corpulento di un dittatore con una manica a vento spalmato cous-cous

lui è così grasso suda sugo

I ran my last post through a translation engine from English to Italian to Swahili to Igbo to Amharic and back to English. It reads:

"This dictator colour windsock cous-cous female dog is very difficult; Clearly, because the image is too long - this refers to the image."

You can see why MelsBlue might have a problem in here.

lui è così grasso, se si è tentato di trasformarlo in sanguinaccio si sarebbe solo finire con lardo

It doesn't get any better in Icelandic

Mells rugl er tryggð . Eins Uncle Roberto í allt sem þú getur borðað hlaðborð

BBD wrote:wheres that tool Mugabe these days?

In Trap 2 looking for his boxers.

Peat wrote:
In Trap 2 looking for his boxers.

E 'in trappola due , alla ricerca di suoi boxer

Non chiacchiere Inglese in qui, per favour.

Fottermi ti, ho molto sta avendo le transfusioni di sangue da poco..?

Finché il gruppo sanguigno non è Suet, andrà tutto bene

Leinster side to play the Warriors (number of Leinster caps in brackets)

15. Rob Kearney (177)
14. Fergus McFadden (143)
13. Garry Ringrose (23)
12. Noel Reid (60)
11. Dave Kearney (103)
10. Joey Carbery (2)
9. Luke McGrath CAPTAIN (51)
1. Cian Healy (154)
2. James Tracy (17)
3. Michael Bent (64)
4. Mike McCarthy(64)
5. Ross Molony (24)
6. Dan Leavy (14)
7. Josh van der Flier (25)
8. Jordi Murphy (81)

16. Bryan Byrne (13)
17. Peter Dooley (22)
18. Tadhg Furlong (51)
19. Mick Kearney (9)
20. Dominic Ryan (105)
21. Jamison Gibson Park (1)
22. Cathal Marsh (14)
23. Zane Kirchner (66)




Glasgow

Warriors:

15. Stuart Hogg
14. Leonardo Sarto
13. Alex Dunbar
12. Sam Johnson
11. Tommy Seymour
10. Peter Horne
9. Henry Pyrgos (Co-captain)

1. Gordon Reid
2. Fraser Brown
3. Sila Puafisi
4. Tim Swinson
5. Jonny Gray (Co-captain)
6. Rob Harley
7. Simone Favaro
8. Ryan Wilson

Replacements

16. Corey Flynn
17. Alex Allan
18. Zander Fagerson
19. Tjiuee Uanivi
20. Lewis Wynne
21. Ali Price
22. Rory Clegg
23. Lee Jones


Non c'è bisogno di ottenere due co- capitani , solo perché abbiamo due inni

Fratelli d'Italia, L'Italia s'è desta. Dell'elmo di Scipio, S'è cinta la testa

Non abbastanza wops su entrambe le squadre!

Great to see they've selected an optic at Malone RFC on the bench to cover scrum heff. Sparky will be chuffed to refried beans.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:

Peat wrote:
In Trap 2 looking for his boxers.

E 'in trappola due , alla ricerca di suoi boxer

Non chiacchiere Inglese in qui, per favour.

Scusate, il mio italiano non è buono.

I've spent the last month learning inbred Irish slang and I come back in here and you feckers are speaking Italian.

presto raccoglierlo, il suo solo come andare in bicicletta ... al piano di sopra

Deve essere difficile per i nostri amici italiani per capire la lingua volgare, in particolare con gli accenti divertenti - cazzo fica, è

Ho il sospetto che la sua il calore e la cordialità della nostra ospitalità che non mancherà di tenere le teste di cazzo per tornare più

Anzi, ma penso che impregnare i tappeti e carta da parati con sostanze halucinogenic si rivelerà più di un pareggio. Per lo meno si dovrebbe coprire l'odore di merda di vacca. Meglio che Fabreeze, in qualsiasi giorno della settimana.

Essi saranno disegnati come falene ad una pubblicità scossa e vac