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Matters Dental.

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:55 pm
by Oblomov
Just lost large molar on the upper back right.
Broke a month ago, has wobbled for two weeks and came out last night.
No pain, no blood. Feels like a big gap and socket. Can't help feeling there may still be bits in there beneath the gum. Should I be afraid?

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:55 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
Yes. Its a sure sign of becoming Yorkshire!

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:54 pm
by Which Tyler
Have you thought of seeing a dentist?

Radical idea, I know

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:29 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Which Tyler wrote:Have you thought of seeing a dentist?

Radical idea, I know
That's exactly what Hitler would have done!

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:09 am
by Which Tyler
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Which Tyler wrote:Have you thought of seeing a dentist?

Radical idea, I know
That's exactly what Hitler would have done!
Good point, well made.

Given that insight, maybe we should suggest a chiropodist?

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:30 pm
by morepork
You need to see an exorcist.

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:54 pm
by kk67
What time did the Oriental Gentleman go to the dentist..?.

(fairly sure this is one of your gags, Serj..?.)

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:58 pm
by kk67
Oblomov wrote:Just lost large molar on the upper back right.
Broke a month ago, has wobbled for two weeks and came out last night.
No pain, no blood. Feels like a big gap and socket. Can't help feeling there may still be bits in there beneath the gum. Should I be afraid?
Did the tooth have a bit missing when it came out ?
Friend of mine who is a senior psychiatric nurse (5'2" used to play at 10) told me that some genetic abnormalities have led to blokes growing teeth in their Bollys......so by the same token I guess it is possible you'll start growing a bollock in your mouth.
If it doesn't come out in it's own time then they'll have to saw into your jawbone to get it out. I'd wait for a few days.

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:29 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
kk67 wrote:What time did the Oriental Gentleman go to the dentist..?.

(fairly sure this is one of your gags, Serj..?.)
You do me a great injustice, sir. I demand satisfaction.

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:24 pm
by bruce
He's just warming his hands up.

Re: Matters Dental.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:57 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Duel by reach-around? Sounds like the sort of thing that Mortarmen in 3 PARA would get up to.