Aaron Smith in the poo?

[J Dory]

Breaking news headline suggests he has been sent home for an airport toilet incident. Post your wild speculations below. I'm going with him being busted for drawing a cock and balls on the inside of a cubicle door.

[J Dory]

Seems he was caught going into the disabled toilet with a female friend.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/ar ... d=11723446

Apparently the team was disappointed, and agreed he should have a game off. Really? No toilet sex boys, it's not the ABs way.

[morepork]

He is a dirty little bastard. First sending photos of his kok, and now nailing a Chch slapper in an airport disabled dunny.

You can't teach that sort of class.

[canta_brian]

He is a dirty little bastard. First sending photos of his kok, and now nailing a Chch slapper in an airport disabled dunny.

You can't teach that sort of class.

Call a spade a spade why don't you.

[morepork]

Tell you what, next time I've got 30 minutes to spare waiting for a plane out of Chch, I'm keeping my eyes peeled for scrubbers loitering outside the bogs.

[jared_7]

He is a dirty little bastard. First sending photos of his kok, and now nailing a Chch slapper in an airport disabled dunny.

You can't teach that sort of class.

I know Fekitoa sent photos around, did Smith as well or are you getting mixed up? Maybe sending it to each other? Bros b4 hoes.

[morepork]

Both did.

Smith has terrible form for being a LAD, and I guess the NZRFU are scrambling to put a serious face on role models.

[canta_brian]

I guess he wanted to join the 123 ft high club.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christc ... al_Airport

[Lizard]

Smith definitely was busted sending dick pics to not his girlfriend.

If this was any amateur club tour he would have got a round of applause and probably a new nickname, like "Dunny" or "Cripple." It seems that the incident was consensual and had it been kept private would have been a matter between Dunny, the lady in question and Dunny's GF (assuming he's got one).

The most disappointing thing for me is that the world's best halfback apparently isn't even smart enough to organise a discrete airport union without telegraphing the whole thing to the general public. Surely with appropriate use of mobile phone technology this could have been managed better? Also, it seems that the scuzzy wee chap didn't even have the courtesy to guest her into the Koru lounge to use the higher quality facilities rather than the general public ones.


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[zer0]

We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all- ... pp-android

Then why not go straight to the NZRU instead of selling the story (and related videos) to the tabloid media for a quick buck?

[Buggaluggs]

We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all- ... pp-android

Then why not go straight to the NZRU instead of selling the story (and related videos) to the tabloid media for a quick buck?

a quick what?

[Buggaluggs]

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[J Dory]

We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all- ... pp-android

Then why not go straight to the NZRU instead of selling the story (and related videos) to the tabloid media for a quick buck?

Indeed, if they are not narking or gossiping, what exactly are they doing? I almost feel sorry for Aaron on this one, mind you, if he'd been a bit less "run and gun" and a bit more "stealth mode" he might have avoided anyone finding out in the first place.

[Buggaluggs]

The SUN: All Black Baby Batters Slapper in Crapper

[melbournerebel]

He's not the messiah , he's a very naughty boy!

[Lizard]

We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all- ... pp-android

Then why not go straight to the NZRU instead of selling the story (and related videos) to the tabloid media for a quick buck?

Indeed, if they are not narking or gossiping, what exactly are they doing? I almost feel sorry for Aaron on this one, mind you, if he'd been a bit less "run and gun" and a bit more "stealth mode" he might have avoided anyone finding out in the first place.

Isn't it a bit weird that if the "not narks" knew what was going on, why the hell did they make an audio recording on their phone AND hang about outside the cubicle with their young son until Smith came out? Did they want an autograph or something?

Or is there just the one cubicle at Chch airport?

I will be mightily fucked off if this Victorian-style prudery about a consensual act between two grown-ass adults derails either Smith's position as the world's best halfback or the All Blacks winning streak.

If this had happened 40 years ago it would be a forgotten anecdote in some terrible book by Stu Wilson.




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[Mikey Brown]

Weird story. I don't think it really means anything for his rugby future. It was dumb, but he is a class above anyone else in the world. I'm just torn over having had his infidelity outed in the media. Shit for his girlfriend is all I can say.

[Lizard]

Weird story. I don't think it really means anything for his rugby future. It was dumb, but he is a class above anyone else in the world. I'm just torn over having had his infidelity outed in the media. Shit for his girlfriend is all I can say.

Public exposure of consensual infidelity was what screwed Tiger Woods' career. I blame the Weetbix Card Collecting* temptress that enticed him into this in the first place. Why isn't her name being dragged through the mud? I call double-standard.


Anyway, who would you rather encounter while you're in the toilet: Aaron Smith or Oscar Pistorius?**

*This was a recognised weekend evening pastime amongst certain young ladies with whom I attended University. The idea was to display on your fridge the Weetbix cards of All Blacks whom you had "collected." I recall being regaled with the details of one "collection" that took place on the bonnet of a car in a Beaurepaires car park.


**Credit: Daily Mail comments


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[Adder]

One of the things I hate about the English-Speaking world Press is the way they dig up "sh#t" and act all shocked and offended afterwards.
One of the very few good things about France and the French is the ability to distinguish between Public and Private life.

[Spy]

You can tell it's NZ when the Prime Minister is called upon to deliver an opinion on a fairly minor rugby scandal.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/ar ... d=11723446

[Mr Mwenda]

Weird story. I don't think it really means anything for his rugby future. It was dumb, but he is a class above anyone else in the world. I'm just torn over having had his infidelity outed in the media. Shit for his girlfriend is all I can say.

Yeah, poor lass. Sounds like she's better off shot of him.

Really not a disciplinary matter, I guess it seems pretty sensible that Smith wanted to go home and sort it out.

[Digby]

It's not really news, other than to his (ex?) missus. But the senior rugby players have seemingly made a call, or at least allowed a call to be assigned to them and he'll miss a game, move on, next.

[cashead]

It's an opportunistic beat-up if there ever was one, after the NZRU and associated bodies fucked up the Chiefs scandal spectacularly. Tiresome bullshit, really.

[zer0]

So it transpires that the perving couple and the tabloids could find themselves on the receiving end of a law suit.

[cashead]

Good. Fuck those grubby pieces of shit.