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Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2023 1:41 pm
by Puja
Sometimes, you want delicate, intelligent, erudite humour. And sometimes you end up crying with laughter watching a video of the best bits of commentary on an MMA fight featuring Danny Mainus (pronounced My anus):
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Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2023 10:20 pm
by Mellsblue
Today I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall and I thought to myself ‘that’s a little condescending’.
Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 5:32 pm
by Galfon
Building an Aquarium in Northumberland as a tourist attraction was never going to work.
Locals have described it as a Turtle disaster..
Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:22 pm
by francoisfou
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, Pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that gets you Ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her knickers but is interrupted by the doctor…………
"No! No! Don't remove your knickers... Just stick out your tongue!" !
Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2023 7:55 pm
by Mellsblue
When abroad James Bond is known as +44 07.
Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:15 pm
by Galfon
Really enjoying the book I got for Xmas this year about
anti-gravity - just can't put it down..
Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:10 am
by Puja
Tough run of fixtures coming up for Enya Rugby Club.
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Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:21 pm
by Banquo
Puja wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:10 am
Tough run of fixtures coming up for Enya Rugby Club.
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excellent
Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:19 pm
by Puja
Not a crap joke, but an AI text to speech failure that just made me cry with laughter, so I thought I'd share:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe5NyeMw/
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Re: Crap Joke fred.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:27 am
by Galfon
> A popular stand-up comedian near us also
finds time to run a busy fabrics shop.
I keep meaning to ask her where she gets her new material.
> I booked a table at a local restaurant and arrived on time, only to be told by the manager they were running a bit behind, and would I mind waiting for a while.
I said that was ok, so he told me to take a tray of drinks to table 5.
> I keep trying to remember the French word for 'white', but my mind keeps going blanc..
> A driver left the road and ran into a deep water-hole. When questioned by police, he said it was getting dark and he couldn't see that well.
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