Big news...

[WaspInWales]

So big it requires non-stop rolling news, expert analysis, predictions, hastily arranged interviews and the same pieces of video footage played back incessantly.

Yes folks, prince Harry is engaged.

[Which Tyler]

Keep an extra eye open for all the shit that May and Trump will drop whilst the media is distracted...

[Mellsblue]

The Windsor boys have done us proud. Kudos.

[morepork]

Another balding German gets married.

[canta_brian]

Tbf Harry is quite hairy

[morepork]

There's a limerick in there somewhere...

[Stones of granite]

Awesome....do we get another day off?

[Which Tyler]

Another balding German gets married.

Didn't know Major Hewitt was German

[WaspInWales]

I have enabled BBC News notifications on my phone and one went off earlier today. There's me thinking that the Queen had popped her clogs, or another newsworthy event had occurred somewhere around the world and lo and behold, it was just a breaking news notification that Harry had proposed over a roast chicken dinner.

I shit you not.

[morepork]

Another balding German gets married.

Didn't know Major Hewitt was German

Must have been fooled by the shape of his helmut in the sweaty dark.

[welshsaint]

Apparently she likes a man with a hard helmet. Thought she would have gone for a firefighter.

[Galfon]

I wonder if he'll invictus all to the wedding..
Thought his Pa looked a bit old when asked for a comment.

[morepork]

Phil the Greek will be mistaking her for the house staff until the day he dies.

[Mellsblue]

Phil the Greek will be mistaking her for the house staff until the day he dies.

Mistaking?!?!?!?

[canta_brian]

There's a limerick in there somewhere...

It seemed the more that he grew it
The rest of the nation just knew it
Unlike his bro's hair
Which was hardly there
Harry's looked just like James Hewitt's

[onlynameleft]

I'm pleased because I find her really irritating in Suits. I wonder how they will do away with her. Guillotine would be quite appropriate now.

[Buggaluggs]

[Mellsblue]

This guy hasn’t a clue. There is no need for the long game. I’ve had a chat with Rees-Mogg and he reckons we could just invade the US using Spitfires, a load of horses, some cannons and the Royal Navy under the charge of Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson. He has also confirmed this is true for all of our colonies.