Bristol v Bedford. Sky Sports Action - 3pm

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Worried that you had no rugby to watch on Sunday? No excuse to slope off and leave the wife looking after the kids? Well, fear not.



15. Jordan Williams; 14. Luke Morahan, 13. Alapati Leiua, 12. Tusi Pisi (c), 11. Tom Varndell; 10. Ian Madigan, 9. Rhodri Williams; 1. Soane Tonga’uiha, 2. Jason Harris-Wright, 3. Sione Faletau, 4. Joe Joyce, 5. Chris Vui, 6. Sam Jeffries, 7. Dan Thomas, 8. Steven Luatua.
Replacements: 16. Ross McMillan, 17. Ryan Bevington, 18. Ollie Dawe, 19. Nick Haining, 20. Andy Uren, 21. Billy Searle, 22. Jack Tovey.



Starting Line-up:
15. Chris Czekaj
14. Howard Packman
13. Rich Lane
12. Michael LeBourgeois (c)
11. Dean Adamson
10. Will Hooley
9. Lee Dickson

1. Sean McCarthy
2. Tom Lindsay
3. Ben Cooper
4. Jordan Onojaife
5. Will Carrick-Smith
6. Justin Blanchet
7. Alex Rae
8. Jarad Williams

Replacements:
16. George Edgson
17. Camilo Parilli-Ocampo
18. Alex Penny
19. Ed Taylor
20. Josh Buggea
21. Jordan Burns
22. Elliot Clement-Hill

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Hey! We should pick WIll Carrick-Smith for England! After all, if they're big enough, they're good enough, right? Right?

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They are playing silly Buggeas on the bench, with Brizzle taking the pi55

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Clement-Hill, the lucky bugga!!!

Is he any good Mells?

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No.

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No.

Has he good hair

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No.

Has he good hair

No

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Le Bourgeois is your man. Upper class, blue blood surname, amazing head of hair, musketeer-esque facial hair and he’s defiling the pretty team physio.

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Le Bourgeois is your man. Upper class, blue blood surname, amazing head of hair, musketeer-esque facial hair and he’s defiling the pretty team physio.

and a petty criminal when pi55ed

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Le Bourgeois is your man. Upper class, blue blood surname, amazing head of hair, musketeer-esque facial hair and he’s defiling the pretty team physio.

But Clement-Hill is/has been deflowering Mossy's (that's Kate Moss to you) sister....... Something I have long hoped to do with Kate before collapsing in a pile of our own vomit and discarded leather wear

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Le Bourgeois is your man. Upper class, blue blood surname, amazing head of hair, musketeer-esque facial hair and he’s defiling the pretty team physio.

Is it raining Mells? Play havoc with Le Bourgeois’ hair......poor lad

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Le Bourgeois is your man. Upper class, blue blood surname, amazing head of hair, musketeer-esque facial hair and he’s defiling the pretty team physio.

Is it raining Mells? Play havoc with Le Bourgeois’ hair......poor lad

You might want him coiffured and looking pretty. I prefer the wind swept, just back from a shoot look.

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Dickson is such a ****

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Brizzle getting snotted at the scrum

[Puja]

Dickson is such a ****

I was actually going to say that he seems far less annoying than he has been for years. Actually getting down and getting ball out quickly, rather than standing over the base of a ruck and whining at the ref.

Puja

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It’s not often we get the upper hand at scrum time. One of the big differences this year is we’ve put together a big pack. Still can’t defend a rolling maul, mind, but onevstep at a time.

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Dickson is such a ****

I was actually going to say that he seems far less annoying than he has been for years. Actually getting down and getting ball out quickly, rather than standing over the base of a ruck and whining at the ref.

Puja

That was always his, and the Saints strength, back in the day- high tempo.

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Dickson is such a ****

I was actually going to say that he seems far less annoying than he has been for years. Actually getting down and getting ball out quickly, rather than standing over the base of a ruck and whining at the ref.

Puja

At the yellow card he was demanding a pen try in his usual whiny way. 10 mins later the ref had to repeat three times that the ball had not been taken back in to the 22 before being kicked out. Who did he have to repeatedly tell? Dickson.
Yep, back to high tempo, though. Rayer wouldn’t allow anything else.

[Puja]

Dickson is such a ****

I was actually going to say that he seems far less annoying than he has been for years. Actually getting down and getting ball out quickly, rather than standing over the base of a ruck and whining at the ref.

Puja

That was always his, and the Saints strength, back in the day- high tempo.

And he was a good player for England when he did that rather than pouting and putting his hands on his hips like a little teapot. Bit of a shame that so much of his career went to waste really.

Puja

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Dickson is such a ****

I was actually going to say that he seems far less annoying than he has been for years. Actually getting down and getting ball out quickly, rather than standing over the base of a ruck and whining at the ref.

Puja

At the yellow card he was demanding a pen try in his usual whiny way. 10 mins later the ref had to repeat three times that the ball had not been taken back in to the 22 before being kicked out. Who did he have to repeatedly tell? Dickson.
Yep, back to high tempo, though. Rayer wouldn’t allow anything else.

Ah - I only joined the game at 3-7, so I missed that. Shame.

Puja

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Lol @ Czekaj

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F*** me. Czekaj looked like he was treading water.

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All stemmed from a **** kick from Dickson.

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F*** me. Czekaj looked like he was treading water.

I thought he was coasting, unaware, but seemed to just be slower than a snail in glue

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blimey, Rayer not as svelte as in yesteryear