Wallabies v. Springboks I: The Assassination of Bernard Foley by the Crybaby Michael Cheika
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:34 am
Whoo boy, the first MCP test of the year is upon us, and I can not be any less unexcited! Boy, the crowd'll go mild for this one!
As per usual, Michael Cheika will be under pressure to resign and at more than one non-consecutive moment, he will have a meltdown in the coach's box.
South Africa, on the other hand, will be smarting from their loss to Argentina, because they know they're a better team than the limp outfit that wandered around the pitch looking confused in Mendoza a couple of weeks ago. Both teams have made some obvious changes, the most notable being the boringest 10 in test rugby, Bernard Foley being dropped to the bench for Kurtley "Stumbles McGillicutty" Beale*, while Erasmus has swapped Pollard, whom in all fairness had a shocker against Argentina, with the new king of flakey 10s (now that Quade is currently pretty much a persona non-grata in Australian rugby), Elton Jantjies.
Oh, and this game is being played in Brisbane, so South Africa will probably lose.
Also, Israel Folau comes back from injury. Still probably a bigoted cunt, so fuck that fucker. He can go choke on his hatred, the fucking cherry-picking waste of skin.
Wallabies
1. Scott Sio
2. Tatafu Polota-Nau
3. Allan Alaalatoa
4. Rory Arnold
5. Adam Coleman
6. Peter Samu
7. Michael Hooper (C)
8. Peter Samu
9. Will Genia
10. Kurtley Beale
11. Marika Koroibete
12. Matt Toomua
13. Reece Hodge
14. Dane Haylett-Petty
15. Israel Folau
16. Folau Fainga'a
17. Tom Robertson
18. Taniela Tupou
19. Izack Rodda
20. Ned Hanigan
21. Joe Powell
22. Bernard Foley
23. Jack Maddocks
Springboks
1. Steven Kitshoff
2. Bongi Mbonambi
3. Frans Malherbe
4. Eben Etzebeth
5. Franco Mostert
6. Siya Kolisi (C)
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit
8. Warren Whiteley
9. Faf de Klerk
10. Elton Jantjies
11. Aphiwe Dyantyi
12. Damian de Allende
13. Jesse Kriel
14. Makazole Mapimpi
15. Willie le Roux
16. Malcolm Marx
17. Tendai Mtawarira
18. Wilco Louw
19. RG Snyman
20. Francois Louw
21. Embrose Papier
22. Handre Pollard
23. Cheslin Kolbe
*
Mega-lolz
As per usual, Michael Cheika will be under pressure to resign and at more than one non-consecutive moment, he will have a meltdown in the coach's box.
South Africa, on the other hand, will be smarting from their loss to Argentina, because they know they're a better team than the limp outfit that wandered around the pitch looking confused in Mendoza a couple of weeks ago. Both teams have made some obvious changes, the most notable being the boringest 10 in test rugby, Bernard Foley being dropped to the bench for Kurtley "Stumbles McGillicutty" Beale*, while Erasmus has swapped Pollard, whom in all fairness had a shocker against Argentina, with the new king of flakey 10s (now that Quade is currently pretty much a persona non-grata in Australian rugby), Elton Jantjies.
Oh, and this game is being played in Brisbane, so South Africa will probably lose.
Also, Israel Folau comes back from injury. Still probably a bigoted cunt, so fuck that fucker. He can go choke on his hatred, the fucking cherry-picking waste of skin.
Wallabies
1. Scott Sio
2. Tatafu Polota-Nau
3. Allan Alaalatoa
4. Rory Arnold
5. Adam Coleman
6. Peter Samu
7. Michael Hooper (C)
8. Peter Samu
9. Will Genia
10. Kurtley Beale
11. Marika Koroibete
12. Matt Toomua
13. Reece Hodge
14. Dane Haylett-Petty
15. Israel Folau
16. Folau Fainga'a
17. Tom Robertson
18. Taniela Tupou
19. Izack Rodda
20. Ned Hanigan
21. Joe Powell
22. Bernard Foley
23. Jack Maddocks
Springboks
1. Steven Kitshoff
2. Bongi Mbonambi
3. Frans Malherbe
4. Eben Etzebeth
5. Franco Mostert
6. Siya Kolisi (C)
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit
8. Warren Whiteley
9. Faf de Klerk
10. Elton Jantjies
11. Aphiwe Dyantyi
12. Damian de Allende
13. Jesse Kriel
14. Makazole Mapimpi
15. Willie le Roux
16. Malcolm Marx
17. Tendai Mtawarira
18. Wilco Louw
19. RG Snyman
20. Francois Louw
21. Embrose Papier
22. Handre Pollard
23. Cheslin Kolbe
*
Mega-lolz