Tavish Scott SRU Head of External Affairs

[Stones of granite]

Anyone got any inside info on what the actual fuck this is all about?
1. Tavish Scott. FFS. The man who delayed the reintroduction of alcohol sales at Murrayfield at a time when the SRU were close to bankruptcy.
2. Head of External Affairs. What is this? Lobbying Holyrood? Lobbying Edinburgh City Council?

I secretly hope it's a ruse to lure him into Murrayfield to give his sorry arse a good kicking.

[General Zod]

I think he’s Dodson’s mate or something. I hope his role is to lobby for shitloads of funding to return Murrayfield to its 100k+ capacity glory.

Something like one of these would do nicely, thanks.

https://mercedesbenzstadium.com/

https://attstadium.com/

Would be nice to attract northwards some of the business Wales gets in their free stadium that me and you paid for. A win-win for us.