South Africa vs Australia is now the Ancient Mystic Society of the No Folaus
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:09 pm
In Australia's first post-Folau test match, they've picked a Folau, which fulfils their maximum allowable number of Folaus at one. Seriously though, fuck Israel Folau. What a cunt.
On the plus side, we won't have to hear Kearnsey and Marto endlessly bleating about Just Get It To Folau. Good god, this team is such a shitshow right now.
Anyway, here are your teams.
Springboks
1. Tendai Mtawarira
2. Mbongeni Mbonambi
3. Trevor Nyakane
4. Eben Etzebeth (C)
5. Lood de Jager
6. Rynhardt Elstadt
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit
8. Francois Louw
9. Herschel Jantjies
10. Elton Jantjies
11. Makazole Mapimpi
12. Andre Esterhuizen
13. Jesse Kriel
14. S'busiso Nkosi
15. Warrick Gelant
16. Schalk Brits
17. Lizo Gqoboka
18. Vincent Koch
19. Marvin Orie
20. Marcell Coetzee
21. Cobus Reinach
22. Frans Steyn
23. Dillyn Leyds
Wallabies
1. James Slipper
2. Folau Fainga'a
3. Sekope Kepu
4. Izack Rodda
5. Rory Arnold
6. Lukhan Salakaia-Loto
7. Michael Hooper (C)
8. Isi Naisarani
9. Nic White
10. Bernard Foley
11. Reece Hodge
12. Samu Kerevi
13. Tevita Kuridrani
14. Dane Haylett-Petty
15. Tom Banks
16. Jordan Uelese
17. Harry Johnson-Holmes
18. Taniela Tupou
19. Rob Simmons
20. Jack Dempsey
21. Will Genia
22. Matt Toomua
23. Kurtley Beale
On the plus side, we won't have to hear Kearnsey and Marto endlessly bleating about Just Get It To Folau. Good god, this team is such a shitshow right now.
Anyway, here are your teams.
Springboks
1. Tendai Mtawarira
2. Mbongeni Mbonambi
3. Trevor Nyakane
4. Eben Etzebeth (C)
5. Lood de Jager
6. Rynhardt Elstadt
7. Pieter-Steph du Toit
8. Francois Louw
9. Herschel Jantjies
10. Elton Jantjies
11. Makazole Mapimpi
12. Andre Esterhuizen
13. Jesse Kriel
14. S'busiso Nkosi
15. Warrick Gelant
16. Schalk Brits
17. Lizo Gqoboka
18. Vincent Koch
19. Marvin Orie
20. Marcell Coetzee
21. Cobus Reinach
22. Frans Steyn
23. Dillyn Leyds
Wallabies
1. James Slipper
2. Folau Fainga'a
3. Sekope Kepu
4. Izack Rodda
5. Rory Arnold
6. Lukhan Salakaia-Loto
7. Michael Hooper (C)
8. Isi Naisarani
9. Nic White
10. Bernard Foley
11. Reece Hodge
12. Samu Kerevi
13. Tevita Kuridrani
14. Dane Haylett-Petty
15. Tom Banks
16. Jordan Uelese
17. Harry Johnson-Holmes
18. Taniela Tupou
19. Rob Simmons
20. Jack Dempsey
21. Will Genia
22. Matt Toomua
23. Kurtley Beale