England player concedes superiority of Super Rugby

[Lizard]

TL;DR
Joe Marchant, whilst on bended knee and cap in hand, tearfully acknowledged southern supremacy when accepting that although English defensive patterns "were right solid, guv" they were useless against the fitness, skill and dynamism of Southern Hemisphere players. "We're all like too fat, slow and stupid to get to the spot were Eddie told us to stand, innit" whinged the pommy bastard, panting through his pudgy, undisciplined lips, "by the time we get there the ball and that are well gone. Still, Mr Umaga gave me a little pat on the head for coming over and at least giving it a go. I think he nearly knows my name now, too!"

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/sup ... e-marchant

[Puja]

TL;DR
Joe Marchant, whilst on bended knee and cap in hand, tearfully acknowledged southern supremacy when accepting that although English defensive patterns "were right solid, guv" they were useless against the fitness, skill and dynamism of Southern Hemisphere players. "We're all like too fat, slow and stupid to get to the spot were Eddie told us to stand, innit" whinged the pommy bastard, panting through his pudgy, undisciplined lips, "by the time we get there the ball and that are well gone. Still, Mr Umaga gave me a little pat on the head for coming over and at least giving it a go. I think he nearly knows my name now, too!"

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/sup ... e-marchant

Cool! How'd that work out for you last time you played us?

Puja

[Lizard]

TL;DR
Joe Marchant, whilst on bended knee and cap in hand, tearfully acknowledged southern supremacy when accepting that although English defensive patterns "were right solid, guv" they were useless against the fitness, skill and dynamism of Southern Hemisphere players. "We're all like too fat, slow and stupid to get to the spot were Eddie told us to stand, innit" whinged the pommy bastard, panting through his pudgy, undisciplined lips, "by the time we get there the ball and that are well gone. Still, Mr Umaga gave me a little pat on the head for coming over and at least giving it a go. I think he nearly knows my name now, too!"

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/sup ... e-marchant

Cool! How'd that work out for you last time you played us?

Puja

You can't live in the past, now.

[Banquo]

TL;DR
Joe Marchant, whilst on bended knee and cap in hand, tearfully acknowledged southern supremacy when accepting that although English defensive patterns "were right solid, guv" they were useless against the fitness, skill and dynamism of Southern Hemisphere players. "We're all like too fat, slow and stupid to get to the spot were Eddie told us to stand, innit" whinged the pommy bastard, panting through his pudgy, undisciplined lips, "by the time we get there the ball and that are well gone. Still, Mr Umaga gave me a little pat on the head for coming over and at least giving it a go. I think he nearly knows my name now, too!"

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/sup ... e-marchant

Cool! How'd that work out for you last time you played us?

Puja

I'd have thought you'd more be celebrating that the article announced his signing to Tigers?

[Danno]

Bless him, he says he keeps trying to get back onside, in New Zealand.
Onside
NEW ZEALAND

[Digby]

I like the message that one area is superior so I must quickly leave to be somewhere inferior