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Many moons ago on the Irish board there was a limerick thread which was quite entertaining, and I propose to relaunch it.
Each contributor writes a line and the one who finishes the limerick writes the first line of the next.

So here goes:

A miserable ol' fecker from Fife,
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Thought this thread might have a short life..*




*slightly north of Fife.
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But his pal from Dundee..
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Which is not like Paris..
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From whence came his trouble and strife.







An elderly woman from Crewe
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Her legs, they were all black and blue..
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And bandy and hairy..
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So thick you would swear she'd...
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Just recently escaped from a zoo..








A lonely Irish panda called Moi-Moi....
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Took a fancy to Stella Artois(trois!)
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She woke with a sore head..
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Feeling half-dead..
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When she saw who she had brought home from the bar.



A venerable man from Greece...
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Had become extremely obese..
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He lost sight of his feet..
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Which were rather petite
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He decided to cut down on the cheese..
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Old Luigi, he was keen on the Grappa..
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It made him convinced he was a rapper
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But it was not to be..
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Cos he's no Jay-Z
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Then went out to look for a slapper.
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She said, « Luigi, you daft old fool »
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You know I can handle a tool
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So he lay down on her bed..
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