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Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 4:34 pm
by Lizard
So one eighth of Jones' touring squad to Aussie were born in Godzone (Hartley, M. Vunipola, Harrison, Te'o).

How many English-qualified Kiwis are playing in the English premiership but are not in the England squad?

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 6:09 pm
by morepork
I wondered how long it would take you.

Thomas Waldrom.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 6:23 pm
by Mikey Brown
We could probably manage an entirely Kiwi Lions series.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 6:26 pm
by Mikey Brown
Backs may be a bit short? Anscombe, Te'o, Maitland?

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 7:45 pm
by morepork
Both Piutau boys.

Then there are two Scottish loosies, are there not, if we are including the other home nation chaps.

For coach.....just throw a dart into a crowd.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 8:19 pm
by Eugene Wrayburn
morepork wrote:Both Piutau boys.

Then there are two Scottish loosies, are there not, if we are including the other home nation chaps.

For coach.....just throw a dart into a crowd.
The Piutaus are only playing in England, not for England

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 8:53 pm
by cashead
In fact, it'll take some doing for them to qualify for England.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 9:22 pm
by Len
Poms are too soft for rugby.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Sun May 22, 2016 9:35 pm
by morepork
Eugene Wrayburn wrote:
morepork wrote:Both Piutau boys.

Then there are two Scottish loosies, are there not, if we are including the other home nation chaps.

For coach.....just throw a dart into a crowd.
The Piutaus are only playing in England, not for England
Oopsies.

Don't you dare lawyer me fiend.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 3:10 am
by cashead
It gets worse, those bastards are now poaching from developing rugby outposts like Germany and Australia too!


In fact, almost 1/3 of the squad are not actually England-born, as in addition to the aforementioned quartet, there are 2 Germans (Hill, Kvesic), 2 Aussies (Clifford, B Vunipola), a Samoan (Tuilagi) and a Saint Lucian (Yarde). Disgraceful poaching poachers that are the poachiest of the poaching poachers that ever poached.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:32 am
by cashead
Also, don't google Teimana Harrison and jetskis.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:29 pm
by Mikey Brown
Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:42 pm
by Numbers
Mikey Brown wrote:Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
You could stick Hoeata in the second row, Michael Collins from the Scarlets on the wing.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 4:25 pm
by Buggaluggs
cashead wrote:It gets worse, those bastards are now poaching from developing rugby outposts like Germany and Australia too!


In fact, almost 1/3 of the squad are not actually England-born, as in addition to the aforementioned quartet, there are 2 Germans (Hill, Kvesic), 2 Aussies (Clifford, B Vunipola), a Samoan (Tuilagi) and a Saint Lucian (Yarde). Disgraceful poaching poachers that are the poachiest of the poaching poachers that ever poached.
Poachey McPoachface

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 4:42 pm
by Mikey Brown
Hang on, Clifford is an Aussie? When did that happen?

That must be how he got in the squad, I guess.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 7:54 pm
by cashead
Mikey Brown wrote:Hang on, Clifford is an Aussie? When did that happen?

That must be how he got in the squad, I guess.
When he was born in Brisbane.

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 9:33 pm
by Banquo
Mikey Brown wrote:Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
Paterson in the second row; Tom Marshall on the wing

Re: Kiwi poms

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 9:39 pm
by cashead
Banquo wrote:
Mikey Brown wrote:Can anyone help out? I'm not sure Boss is even around anymore.

1. Vunipola
2. Hartley
3. White
4.
5.
6. Harrison
7. Hardie
8. Waldrom

9. Boss
10. Anscombe
11.
12. Has Aki played for Ireland yet?
13. Te'o
14. Maitland
15. Payne
Paterson in the second row; Tom Marshall on the wing
Matt Symons as the other second-row, lol