Bearded hipsters

[morepork]

Just fuck off you tryhard wankers. It's like a plague.

[Stones of granite]

Oh no! Did someone spit in your double mocca skinny frappachinno?

[AL.]

I read some article on the beeb that is was projecting male dominance on other men, not for showing masculinity to women.

I cant help think what are they trying to make up for a lack of?

Try hards indeed, also what is with those jeans that are skin tight round the ankles to approximately the top of the thigh, where it appears there is some sort of void where your ass should go ffs. I have size twelve feet and weigh 15.5 stone at 5"11, I would look like the weeble equivalent of a bin bag full of cottage cheese in them.

[Stom]

It's "fashion". People can't find their own style, they need someone to show them how...and it spreads and spreads and spreads...

So now we have bearded, top-knotted, fixie riding, gluten free, lactose free, cold drip coffee, iPhone users wearing skinny jeans, plaid shirts and beanies...

Oh, did I forget craft beer?

It's annoying, because some of their fads are ruining real things for others. Beer is one. Bikes another.

[morepork]

They are such insufferable wankers. It's like a social media caricature come to life. These vermin have ruined dive bars in Philly and NY, and I am not fucking happy about it. I don't mind being older than them, but their faux serious face when engaging in dialogue makes me mad. Smug condescending fuckwits. I want to give them beard products infested with smallpox.

[Stones of granite]

They are such insufferable wankers. It's like a social media caricature come to life. These vermin have ruined dive bars in Philly and NY, and I am not fucking happy about it. I don't mind being older than them, but their faux serious face when engaging in dialogue makes me mad. Smug condescending fuckwits. I want to give them beard products infested with smallpox.

Give them nits.

[J Dory]

I didn't really have a problem with them until they decided to start riding motorcycles. They're now taking up valuable parking spots with fake vintage air cooled poser machines.

[morepork]

I didn't really have a problem with them until they decided to start riding motorcycles. They're now taking up valuable parking spots with fake vintage air cooled poser machines.

Jesus christ. Like the moped wankers in the 90's (remember them?) but more annoying.

[Lizard]

Give the kids a break. I'm sure you were slouching about in the '90s with hi-top basketball boots, enormous baggy fluoro tracksuit and a frosted tips flat-top haircut.

[J Dory]

Give the kids a break. I'm sure you were slouching about in the '90s with hi-top basketball boots, enormous baggy fluoro tracksuit and a frosted tips flat-top haircut.

Red bands and a swanny, so a victim of high fashion as well to be fair.

[Coco]

I read some article on the beeb that is was projecting male dominance on other men, not for showing masculinity to women.

They don't look masculine at all... I'd say it's more of a repellent. Get a haitcut and get a real job as George Thorogood would say.

[Lizard]

Give the kids a break. I'm sure you were slouching about in the '90s with hi-top basketball boots, enormous baggy fluoro tracksuit and a frosted tips flat-top haircut.

Red bands and a swanny, so a victim of high fashion as well to be fair.

I wear my red bands all the time still. Can't find a proper swanny in Auckland these days that isn't in Canterbury colours. I've got a full-length Swan-Dri oilskin, with woollen lining including in the pockets. It is the warmest thing I've ever owned and is perfect for watching rugby in the wet.

But yeah, fuck hipsters.

[cashead]

Give the kids a break. I'm sure you were slouching about in the '90s with hi-top basketball boots, enormous baggy fluoro tracksuit and a frosted tips flat-top haircut.

What do you mean "in the '90s?"

[morepork]

Lizard, I'm not quite sure what sort of planet you grew up on, but frosted hair? Baggy fluoro tracksuit?

[Eugene Wrayburn]

http://theulsterfry.com/local-news/95-o ... ay-police/

[kk67]

Give the kids a break. I'm sure you were slouching about in the '90s with hi-top basketball boots, enormous baggy fluoro tracksuit and a frosted tips flat-top haircut.

Yeah,....see below. (painted myself into a corner with the editing, I can't delete either post)

[kk67]

Give the kids a break. I'm sure you were slouching about in the '90s with hi-top basketball boots, enormous baggy fluoro tracksuit and a frosted tips flat-top haircut.

Yeah. I'm a bit surprised by the opprobrium they seem to attract.
They always seem pretty decent fellas to me. At the very least they are sticking two fingers up at Wilkinson Sword, Gillette et al....who ARE a bunch of proper w*nkers.
Most of the ones I meet reffing are playing frontrow or No.8 and it's just their 'thang'.
In my time I have sported, in chronological order: a Purdy, a Peter Frampton, a Flock of Seagulls, another Purdy, a Skinhead, a Matt Damon and now variations of Clooney.....

Terry Jones of course is notorious for wearing women's clothes. He was very much the precursor of Eddie Izzard.

[Stones of granite]

I'm thinking of going the other way and shaving all my hair off - body hair included.

[Coco]

I'm thinking of going the other way and shaving all my hair off - body hair included.

Wax it off. Go big or go home.

[BBD]

[kk67]

I'm thinking of going the other way and shaving all my hair off - body hair included.

Nah,....proper tropical is normal. Only morons would fight evolution.

[Stones of granite]

I'm thinking of going the other way and shaving all my hair off - body hair included.

Nah,....proper tropical is normal. Only morons would fight evolution.

It might save me a few fractions of a second per length in the pool

[Numbers]

I'm thinking of going the other way and shaving all my hair off - body hair included.

Nah,....proper tropical is normal. Only morons would fight evolution.

It might save me a few fractions of a second per length in the pool

You could also save money whilst swimming in Austria by simply writing speedo just above your ear.

[morepork]

I had to deal with a young IT hipster this morning at work. Fuck me he looked like something an Austrian sadomasochist had dressed up in his basement with the small clothes of dead children. He was sooooo sewious too.

[Lizard]

When being cool as a yoof start requiring you to be all fucking concerned and serious and all?

Kids should be more Motley Crüe and less fucking Bono or whatever the modern equivalent is.

(On the other hand, my phone automatically put the umlaut into Motley Crüe, so it's not all bad.)


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