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Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:54 am
by Galfon
still liked a romp in the hay
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 12:22 pm
by Tobylerone
He did find that needle..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 1:02 pm
by Galfon
that caused him to tweedle
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:43 pm
by Buggaluggs
to the visiting bishop's dismay
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:44 pm
by Buggaluggs
A plumber was fixing a leak
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:14 pm
by Galfon
when his client bent down for a peek
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:24 pm
by Buggaluggs
"That's quite a crack"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:48 pm
by Galfon
" ..like that on a yak"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:49 pm
by Buggaluggs
Next time we'll have a little less cheek
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:26 am
by francoisfou
Buggaluggs wrote:Next time we'll have a little less cheek
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 6:21 pm
by Buggaluggs
Two nuns were enjoying a stroll
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:48 pm
by Galfon
when one trapped her thumb in a hole
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:36 pm
by francoisfou
Oh, sister, it’s stuck..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:55 pm
by Galfon
i'm deep in the muck
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 11:49 am
by francoisfou
Said the other, "Oh, God bless your soul".
A fella from Shoreham-by-Sea
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 3:59 pm
by Tobylerone
Mistook the wasabi for avocado puree..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:13 pm
by francoisfou
That gave him a start..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2021 6:29 pm
by Galfon
he felt a spare part
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 2:25 pm
by francoisfou
And won’t do it again, I tell ye.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 2:26 pm
by francoisfou
A pirate who came from Penzance
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:17 pm
by Galfon
took his moll to the end-of-year dance
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:54 pm
by francoisfou
A quick do-si-do
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:27 pm
by Galfon
getting down on the hoe
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:37 pm
by Buggaluggs
..and to bed the two then did prance.
An astronaut steps on the moon
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2021 8:21 pm
by Galfon
and his face turned a darkish maroon