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Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:42 am
by francoisfou
‘Cos the cheese was so bad..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:31 pm
by Galfon
like socks from his dad
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:55 pm
by francoisfou
Then back to Earth, and not a moment too soon.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:57 pm
by francoisfou
A plumpish old gal from Calcutta..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 5:28 pm
by Buggaluggs
cooked chicken, coriander and butter
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 5:50 pm
by Galfon
she wanted some cumin
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:22 pm
by francoisfou
And some cannabis fumin’
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:48 pm
by Galfon
But all the grocer did was splutter..
'Dilip runs a deli in Delhi..'
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 9:08 pm
by francoisfou
And complains of an ache in the belly
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 9:14 pm
by Galfon
His crusty old meat
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 9:58 pm
by francoisfou
His wife’s always on heat..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2021 10:04 pm
by Galfon
Still better than the local telly.
Dave was a doorman in Deal ..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:39 pm
by Buggaluggs
with a face like a moray eel
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:46 pm
by Galfon
gatecrashing was rare
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 7:24 am
by francoisfou
But I did, as a dare..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 7:48 am
by Galfon
By disguising myself as a seal.
The barman there worked long and hard
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 9:51 am
by francoisfou
The busty barmaid, always on her guard
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 1:15 pm
by Galfon
when checking the stock
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 3:09 pm
by Buggaluggs
of his quivering cock
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2021 4:16 pm
by Galfon
He cried 'not many o' these to the yard! '
A drayman arrived for a drop
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2021 7:49 am
by francoisfou
He’d been working all day, non-stop
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2021 9:30 am
by Galfon
'Twas his final load
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 10:36 am
by francoisfou
So to home he strode
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 11:41 am
by Galfon
where on the settee he did flop.
His wife, all day had been waiting
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 3:35 pm
by francoisfou
To find a lover, by internet dating..