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Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 6:35 pm
by Galfon
In was her luck

Re: Limericks

Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:20 pm
by Puja
One was willing to fuck

Someone was going to bite on that rhyme eventually; might as well be me

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:19 am
by Galfon
Impressed by her five-star rating.



He arrived with his bag full of toys

[..no prizes unfortunately..]

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:37 am
by francoisfou
Rather clumsy and lacking in poise

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:42 am
by Tobylerone
Such a lack of decorum..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:00 am
by francoisfou
Not a patch on this forum..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 1:07 pm
by Galfon
accompanied by a dreadful noise


Neighbours were alarmed at the racket

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:35 am
by Puja
But impressed by the breadth of his packet


I like the ongoing story thing we've got going on here!

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:10 am
by francoisfou
But he was all mouth and no trousers

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:26 am
by Puja
Which saddened the carousers

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:37 am
by Galfon
Disgruntled, she decided to sack it.


The husband disturbed, had awoke

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:11 pm
by Tobylerone
Fearing that, in his sleep, he might croak..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:29 pm
by Buggaluggs
"Bless my soul" he exclaimed

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:26 pm
by Galfon
"You should be ashamed !"

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:03 pm
by francoisfou
You’ve got yourself a pig in a poke. A jolly old man from Khartoum..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:25 pm
by Galfon
made gas that came out in a plume

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:54 pm
by francoisfou
Then set it alight..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:05 pm
by Galfon
to light up the night

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:24 pm
by Buggaluggs
and his arse landed in Rangoon.


A chap with a lisp from Ipswich

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:44 pm
by Galfon
liked to call set moves on the pitch

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:24 pm
by francoisfou
But when he tried a “mitht path”..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 pm
by Galfon
messy was the aftermath

Re: Limericks

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:17 am
by Puja
Cause the rest of the backs ran a switch


A lucky young fellow from Leicester

Re: Limericks

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:43 am
by Galfon
won a prize for his bright pink sou'wester

Re: Limericks

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:50 am
by francoisfou
But his fluorescent pink boots..