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Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 6:35 pm
by Galfon
In was her luck
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:20 pm
by Puja
One was willing to fuck
Someone was going to bite on that rhyme eventually; might as well be me
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 12:19 am
by Galfon
Impressed by her five-star rating.
He arrived with his bag full of toys
[..no prizes unfortunately..]
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:37 am
by francoisfou
Rather clumsy and lacking in poise
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:42 am
by Tobylerone
Such a lack of decorum..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:00 am
by francoisfou
Not a patch on this forum..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 1:07 pm
by Galfon
accompanied by a dreadful noise
Neighbours were alarmed at the racket
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:35 am
by Puja
But impressed by the breadth of his packet
I like the ongoing story thing we've got going on here!
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:10 am
by francoisfou
But he was all mouth and no trousers
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:26 am
by Puja
Which saddened the carousers
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:37 am
by Galfon
Disgruntled, she decided to sack it.
The husband disturbed, had awoke
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:11 pm
by Tobylerone
Fearing that, in his sleep, he might croak..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:29 pm
by Buggaluggs
"Bless my soul" he exclaimed
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:26 pm
by Galfon
"You should be ashamed !"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:03 pm
by francoisfou
You’ve got yourself a pig in a poke. A jolly old man from Khartoum..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:25 pm
by Galfon
made gas that came out in a plume
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:54 pm
by francoisfou
Then set it alight..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:05 pm
by Galfon
to light up the night
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:24 pm
by Buggaluggs
and his arse landed in Rangoon.
A chap with a lisp from Ipswich
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:44 pm
by Galfon
liked to call set moves on the pitch
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 10:24 pm
by francoisfou
But when he tried a “mitht path”..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:21 pm
by Galfon
messy was the aftermath
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:17 am
by Puja
Cause the rest of the backs ran a switch
A lucky young fellow from Leicester
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:43 am
by Galfon
won a prize for his bright pink sou'wester
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:50 am
by francoisfou
But his fluorescent pink boots..