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Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:38 am
by Galfon
attracted large fruits
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 8:57 am
by francoisfou
From Land’s End all the way up to Chester
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 9:00 am
by francoisfou
A buxom young wench from Rye
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:46 am
by Galfon
had assets pointing up to the sky
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 11:02 am
by francoisfou
Her bottom was round..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:42 pm
by Galfon
nearly touching the ground
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 2:59 pm
by Buggaluggs
pulling tree trunks up with her thighs.
Her mother was shamed by the sight
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:27 pm
by Galfon
but impressed at the power, given her height
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:46 pm
by francoisfou
She was just 5 foot 2..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 7:32 pm
by Galfon
a mini Kathmandu
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:50 am
by francoisfou
Her mates called her, “Miss Dynamite!”
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 7:52 am
by francoisfou
They thought that her thighs were nut-crackers..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:47 am
by Galfon
from the damage they caused to boys' knackers
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:58 am
by francoisfou
She’d give ‘em a squeeze..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:05 am
by Galfon
then twist ninety degrees
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:32 am
by francoisfou
And leave the boy’s privates in tatters.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 9:33 am
by francoisfou
She got hold of a young lad called Billy..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:08 am
by Galfon
who let out a yelp somewhat shrilly
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:11 am
by francoisfou
Pinned to the bed..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:20 am
by Galfon
full force on the head
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 10:55 pm
by Tobylerone
His cries were heard in Caerphilly..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:00 pm
by Tobylerone
"A piece of cheese ? " asked poor Ben Gunn..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:55 am
by francoisfou
« Or a bite of that ol’ currant bun? »
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:19 am
by Galfon
"show us yer' treasure.."
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:12 pm
by francoisfou
Shrieked a lady of leisure..