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Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:08 pm
by Galfon
He did, enough not to kill but to stun.
She came round in a bit of a daze
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:18 pm
by Tobylerone
That loose tile, it had been there for days..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:47 pm
by Galfon
now running late
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:00 am
by Tobylerone
With a bump on her pate..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:39 am
by francoisfou
Tried to find her way home using Waze.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:40 am
by francoisfou
Instead of turning left, she turned right..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:43 pm
by Galfon
as the route on her phone was shite
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 4:24 pm
by francoisfou
She arrived in Dundee..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 5:55 pm
by Galfon
went straight on a spree
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:14 pm
by francoisfou
Got arrested and banged up for the night.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:16 pm
by francoisfou
She woke screaming « Gimme a wee dram! »
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:05 pm
by Galfon
" i need it to go wi' me diazepam "
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 9:17 pm
by Buggaluggs
but instead of her wish
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:13 am
by Tobylerone
The Prosecco was pish..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 10:53 am
by Galfon
As hotels go, she thought 'twas bit of a sham.
The sarge woke her next day with a prod
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 12:33 pm
by francoisfou
Said, « Away wi’ ye, ya miserable sod »
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 2:25 pm
by Galfon
The back-door was shown
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 6:14 pm
by francoisfou
On her arse she was thrown
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 7:08 pm
by Galfon
"Nae messin' aboot!.." said the Dundonian plod.
A passing ice-cream man saw the distress
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 11:45 pm
by Buggaluggs
Mr Whippy soon ripped off her dress
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:47 am
by Galfon
She yelled "ninety-nine !"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:38 am
by francoisfou
An’ crushed nuts’ll be fine..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:14 am
by Galfon
But the ice-man took it to excess..
She was not a fan of chocolate tips
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:35 am
by francoisfou
But took a fancy to bondage and whips
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 2:07 pm
by Tobylerone
She read a book by de Sade..