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Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 2:34 pm
by francoisfou
She held in high regard
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:33 pm
by Tobylerone
And always liked a beaten egg with her chips..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:34 pm
by Tobylerone
The poor lad, he was keen on casinos..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 3:55 pm
by Galfon
Roulette action mainly, with his bambinos
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:08 pm
by francoisfou
He was on to a loser..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:20 pm
by Galfon
a cash-cow abuser
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:03 pm
by francoisfou
The solution to which, only she knows.
She said the man needs a Gin Fizz..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:57 pm
by Galfon
so he can turn to a bit of a whizz
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 7:42 pm
by francoisfou
But he drank far too much..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:24 pm
by Galfon
got heavy with his touch
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 4:03 pm
by Buggaluggs
And splattered her tits with jizz
"My goodness" she breathlessly cried
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:20 pm
by francoisfou
That sure was a hell of a ride!
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:58 pm
by Galfon
" Must be the Navy Strength.. "
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:28 pm
by Buggaluggs
and eye-watering length
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:02 am
by Galfon
with his full name tattood down the side.
Alexander Shagworthy stood out
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:03 am
by francoisfou
His reputation was never in doubt..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:13 pm
by Galfon
With talent and form
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:08 pm
by Buggaluggs
made a fortune in porn
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:51 pm
by francoisfou
But blew all he'd earned drinking stout.
A high-class harlot from Kew..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:20 pm
by Galfon
Got a knock at the door for a screw
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:39 pm
by francoisfou
"Is this Black and Decker?"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:37 pm
by Galfon
'..need dome-heads for my pecker'
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:11 pm
by francoisfou
I'd've thrown the twat out, wouldn't you?
While strolling along the beach in Biarritz..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2021 1:31 am
by Galfon
The Mayor saw a nun doing the splits
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 6:26 pm
by francoisfou
Then heard cries of joy..