Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:22 pm
from a big mussels-boy
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Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:09 pm
Who tweaked her unmentionable bits.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:11 pm
Mother Superior was dismayed..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 1:03 pm
at the manner she was being played
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:56 pm
So she went out on the town..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:06 pm
with just heels and a gown
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:38 pm
With only one goal - to get laid.
The first bloke she met was called Fred..
The first bloke she met was called Fred..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:01 am
Who looked like he`d been raised from the dead..
like this thread..
like this thread..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:50 pm
She moved swiftly on
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 3:56 pm
To a fella called Ron
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:20 pm
who invited her into his shed.
She decided to take a look around
She decided to take a look around
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 8:44 am
But what she saw, just made her frown
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:42 pm
In jars there were parts
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:20 am
Of dismembered tarts 
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:10 am
and jam splashed over the ground.
An artist from Alderley Edge
An artist from Alderley Edge
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:29 pm
Lived his life on a knife - edge..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2021 6:36 pm
Sometimes he'd fall off
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 4:11 pm
And blame it all on his cough..
Last legs..
Last legs..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2021 1:28 am
a right nasty variant, so alleged. 
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 7:54 pm
Some say, this thread's going to die..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:09 am
others declare 'pie-in-the-sky..'
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:21 am
Well, the Defib. might work.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 7:47 pm
with a bit of a jerk
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 1:57 pm
Or a wee dram and a tasty mince pie 
They say a scotch is good for the soul..
They say a scotch is good for the soul..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2021 10:04 pm
for those high and mighty, or just on the dole