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Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:56 pm
by Tobylerone
It`s a spiritual path..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:48 pm
by francoisfou
So say the clan McGrath
In the Emerald isle
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 7:13 pm
by Galfon
Renowned for their strange barrell-roll.
The chief led the way with a jig
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 3:40 pm
by francoisfou
After having taken a swig
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 4:17 pm
by Tobylerone
Thon Buckfast`s a belter..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 7:00 pm
by francoisfou
And made them all swelter..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 12:24 am
by Galfon
Not one of them could give a fat fig.
They went with the chant of 'Don't knock it !'
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:58 am
by Tobylerone
Till you`ve tried a nice bit of Hogget..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2021 11:22 am
by Galfon
A Winter slow roast
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:46 am
by Tobylerone
And some Penfolds to toast..
Bin 389
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:20 pm
by Galfon
the icon, frontierman Davy Crockett.
Big Bernie served nibbles on a platter
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 10:28 am
by francoisfou
And fat Frida called in for a natter..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 12:36 pm
by Tobylerone
They remembered their gym days..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2021 1:19 pm
by Galfon
and the many easy lays
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 5:20 pm
by francoisfou
When her drawers were all of a tatter.
The vicar of Shoreham-by-Sea..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2021 10:33 pm
by Galfon
liked to dry his cassocks on a tree
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 2:01 pm
by francoisfou
But a loose-bowelled bird..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:35 pm
by Galfon
let rip undeterred
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 7:10 pm
by francoisfou
..with a look of absolute glee.
The old boy was clearly upset..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 11:14 pm
by Galfon
seeing his garments so soiled and wet
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:06 pm
by francoisfou
Then he said, "mustn't grumble"..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 1:48 am
by Galfon
before starting to crumble
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 2:02 pm
by francoisfou
Then knocked on the door of Yvette
..Who was already in bed with the Dean!
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:22 pm
by Galfon
his vestments always spotlessly clean
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 11:22 am
by francoisfou
But an hour with Yvette..