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Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:16 pm
by morepork
Jesus titty-fucking christ. Let's get an app for our phone/life support system that mimics vintage cameras. Lets pay for this nonsense, because we are tryhard cunts.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8
Better still, lets pay even more to "wait" for the images to be "processed", just like people did in olden times
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gudak-c ... 92856?mt=8
For
Fucks
Sake
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:46 am
by Coco
Caught you browsing the itunes website.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:36 pm
by J Dory
Coco wrote:
Caught you browsing the itunes website.
Yeah, I was wondering about that. You succumbed to the dark side MP?
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:51 pm
by morepork
Fuck off.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:05 pm
by J Dory
morepork wrote:Fuck off.
Sent from my Space Grey Iphone X using Tapatalk
Uhuh.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:29 pm
by morepork
I bet your real persona is "Giles the vintage bicycle repair person".
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:31 pm
by J Dory
morepork wrote:I bet your real persona is "Giles the vintage bicycle repair person".
I do have a little side business going flashing motorcycle ECUs, does that count?
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:51 pm
by morepork
Pimp my ride!
Too mainstream.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:57 pm
by J Dory
Pimping your ride is half the fun of owning a motorcycle.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:06 pm
by Coco
J Dory wrote:morepork wrote:Fuck off.
Sent from my Snooty Hipster Iphone "Indy" using some obscure Hipster app that youve been using since before it went mainstream.
Uhuh.
Fixed it.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
by Mellsblue
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Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:54 pm
by Coco
Well, to be fair, its gets nerds out of the nightly ritual of eating cereal and playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement. Fresh air is good.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:56 pm
by Coco
A question...
Are there female hipsters?
Is it just a feminine male thing?
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:26 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
I think it takes them too long to grow the beard.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:12 pm
by morepork
Oh there are female hipsters all right. They are every bit pretentious as their male counterparts.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:46 pm
by Galfon
Real Hipster men use Boar bristle brushes, which affirms
their virility and potency.
Hipsterellas use a softer brush, made from Sows for their beards which are usually hidden.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:53 pm
by morepork
That is an advert for a product aimed at virgins that contract pubic lice.
Just look at that wanker.
Re: Bearded hipsters
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:34 am
by Coco
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Seriously?