Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:25 pm
Swinging so low
With a range of peculiar sizes.
A plucky young postman called Pete
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Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:31 pm
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:41 pm
delivers mail for Epping's elite
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:47 pm
he likes a long drive
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 5:54 pm
With other men’s wives
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 6:53 pm
who will nurse the sores on his feet.
Francine runs a chippy in Frome
Francine runs a chippy in Frome
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:10 pm
She hangs her kippers in the front room
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:28 pm
other smells they do mask
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:24 am
Unsavoury, so don’t ask..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:48 am
Her neighbours are all moving home.
A young hippo trainer called Hank
A young hippo trainer called Hank
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 4:09 pm
was enjoying a furious wank
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 4:22 pm
When Cliff and the Shadows..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 5:31 pm
Disguised as scarecrows..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 6:03 pm
sold his squirt at the Purley sperm bank
Trevor, an eager inventor
Trevor, an eager inventor
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:06 pm
Became a political dissenter
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:07 pm
francoisfou wrote:Became a political dissenter
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:10 pm
Apologies guys, couldn’t delete the above posts 
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:25 pm
a big fan of Trump
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 7:26 pm
<<< I tell you what fellas, these are pretty funny >>>>
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 9:19 pm
when busy on the Stump
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..it's a mirror on today's worldBuggaluggs wrote:<<< I tell you what fellas, these are pretty funny >>>>
..Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:43 pm
OK. Let's get back on track...
Trevor, an eager inventor
Became a political dissenter
a big fan of Trump
...
Trevor, an eager inventor
Became a political dissenter
a big fan of Trump
...
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:51 pm
Buggaluggs wrote:OK. Let's get back on track...
Trevor, an eager inventor
Became a political dissenter
a big fan of Trump
He's picked the very worst representorGalfon wrote:when busy on the Stump
<<<For future reference, Frome rhymes with broom, not home, cause the English language makes no sense whatsoever>>>Galfon wrote:Her neighbours are all moving home.
A skinny young lad from Dungannon...
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 12:50 am
tried to build himself up with King Salmon
<< frome - oops.. good job it wasn't fowey or milngavie ..>>
<< frome - oops.. good job it wasn't fowey or milngavie ..>>
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 6:48 am
But the lad was a loser..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 10:52 am
Just one leg in his trooser..