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Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:38 pm
by WaspInWales
So big it requires non-stop rolling news, expert analysis, predictions, hastily arranged interviews and the same pieces of video footage played back incessantly.
Yes folks, prince Harry is engaged.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:29 pm
by Which Tyler
Keep an extra eye open for all the shit that May and Trump will drop whilst the media is distracted...
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:50 pm
by Mellsblue
The Windsor boys have done us proud. Kudos.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:57 pm
by morepork
Another balding German gets married.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:02 pm
by canta_brian
Tbf Harry is quite hairy
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:05 pm
by morepork
There's a limerick in there somewhere...
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:18 pm
by Stones of granite
Awesome....do we get another day off?
Re: Big news...
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:45 pm
by Which Tyler
morepork wrote:Another balding German gets married.
Didn't know Major Hewitt was German
Re: Big news...
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:45 am
by WaspInWales
I have enabled BBC News notifications on my phone and one went off earlier today. There's me thinking that the Queen had popped her clogs, or another newsworthy event had occurred somewhere around the world and lo and behold, it was just a breaking news notification that Harry had proposed over a roast chicken dinner.
I shit you not.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:22 am
by morepork
Which Tyler wrote:morepork wrote:Another balding German gets married.
Didn't know Major Hewitt was German
Must have been fooled by the shape of his helmut in the sweaty dark.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:36 am
by welshsaint
Apparently she likes a man with a hard helmet. Thought she would have gone for a firefighter.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:28 pm
by Galfon
I wonder if he'll invictus all to the wedding..
Thought his Pa looked a bit old when asked for a comment.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:09 pm
by morepork
Phil the Greek will be mistaking her for the house staff until the day he dies.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:31 pm
by Mellsblue
morepork wrote:Phil the Greek will be mistaking her for the house staff until the day he dies.
Mistaking?!?!?!?
Re: Big news...
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:32 am
by canta_brian
morepork wrote:There's a limerick in there somewhere...
It seemed the more that he grew it
The rest of the nation just knew it
Unlike his bro's hair
Which was hardly there
Harry's looked just like James Hewitt's
Re: Big news...
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:33 am
by onlynameleft
I'm pleased because I find her really irritating in Suits. I wonder how they will do away with her. Guillotine would be quite appropriate now.
Re: Big news...
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:48 pm
by Buggaluggs
Re: Big news...
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:18 am
by Mellsblue
Buggaluggs wrote:
This guy hasn’t a clue. There is no need for the long game. I’ve had a chat with Rees-Mogg and he reckons we could just invade the US using Spitfires, a load of horses, some cannons and the Royal Navy under the charge of Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson. He has also confirmed this is true for all of our colonies.