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Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:44 pm
by CunningPunter
Just when it was going so nicely, deja vu all over again:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-g ... e-45201916

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:15 pm
by Scrumhead
Unfortunately it seems that the guy never learns ...

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:53 pm
by I R Geech
Looks like good business by Dai.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:04 pm
by Which Tyler
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Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:14 pm
by Freddo
What an idiot. Back in the England squad with a shot at the World Cup and does that. Say bye to your international career for good this time Danny.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:34 pm
by Timbo
My take; a scuffle has got a touch out of hand. Officious cops have arrived on the scene and exacerbated the situation.

Larceny charge will be dropped. Disorderly and resisting arrest don’t amount to an awful lot. Common assault with no aggravating factors is a fine and he’s probably pushed a copper, which is another fine.

He’ll apologise, hand over a cheque and might have to sit out the November Series.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:36 pm
by morepork
Pisshead XV:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8. Andy Powell
9. Danny Care
10. Danny Cipriani
11. Zac Guilford
12. Gavin Henson
13. Mike "dwarf tosser" Tindall
14. Doug Howlett
15. Kurtly Beale

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:36 pm
by Oakboy
Why even be there, for pity's sake?

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 9:51 pm
by CunningPunter
When he retires he can set up a nightclub with Ben Stokes. Suggestions for the name?

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:02 pm
by francoisfou
Last Chance Saloon

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:18 pm
by Puja
Timbo wrote:My take; a scuffle has got a touch out of hand. Officious cops have arrived on the scene and exacerbated the situation.

Larceny charge will be dropped. Disorderly and resisting arrest don’t amount to an awful lot. Common assault with no aggravating factors is a fine and he’s probably pushed a copper, which is another fine.

He’ll apologise, hand over a cheque and might have to sit out the November Series.
He does have form for climbing over a bar and helping himself to a bottle, so I'd assumed the larceny was along the lines of a repeat of that.

Puja

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:05 am
by Peej
Oakboy wrote:Why even be there, for pity's sake?
My thoughts exactly. If it's some kind of initiation, just say no. He's an adult ffs. Insanely talented, but clearly not particularly bright sometimes

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:14 am
by Oakboy
CunningPunter wrote:When he retires he can set up a nightclub with Ben Stokes. Suggestions for the name?
Brainsoaks

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:42 am
by Danno
Most charges dropped. Plead guilty to assault and resisting arrest, fined £2k+costs.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:51 am
by Timbo
So a mountain out of a molehill. Now he needs to a) get his head down and make sure he starts the season with a bang at Glos and b) get on the blower to Eddie and beg for another chance.

I feel like the RFU will put pressure on Eddie to do something. Maybe he’ll have to sit out a game or two, or the Autumn series.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:54 am
by Oakboy
The big snag these days is that everything is out of proportion because there will always be some tosser filming an incident with their smartphone. No police officer dare just issue a warning on the quiet if a celebrity has been involved - be they pissed, stupid, innocent, guilty or whatever. What should happen is that the likes of Cipriani and Stokes avoid being involved in the first place. The greatest crime they commit, IMO, is being daft enough to be where they can get caught.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:00 am
by Numbers
Oakboy wrote:The big snag these days is that everything is out of proportion because there will always be some tosser filming an incident with their smartphone. No police officer dare just issue a warning on the quiet if a celebrity has been involved - be they pissed, stupid, innocent, guilty or whatever. What should happen is that the likes of Cipriani and Stokes avoid being involved in the first place. The greatest crime they commit, IMO, is being daft enough to be where they can get caught.
That is a sweeping generalisation, the only factors that are the same between the two is they were both professional sportsmen who were pissed and acted like dickheads, what people having a smartphone has to do with that I don't know.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:16 am
by Mellsblue
I’d be inclined to forgive him solely for his response to being cuffed. Apparently, he said something along the lines of “Be careful with the wrists, they’re golden.”

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:34 am
by ad_tigger
Mellsblue wrote:I’d be inclined to forgive him solely for his response to being cuffed. Apparently, he said something along the lines of “Be careful with the wrists, they’re golden.”
You have no idea how much I want that to be true.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:39 am
by twitchy
Mellsblue wrote:I’d be inclined to forgive him solely for his response to being cuffed. Apparently, he said something along the lines of “Be careful with the wrists, they’re golden.”

:D 8-)

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:34 pm
by Digby
Did the bar staff have name tags reading Owen and George?

Difficult to know how serious this is but it's a very easy out for Eddie if he wants it

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:57 pm
by Mikey Brown
Digby wrote:Did the bar staff have name tags reading Owen and George?

Difficult to know how serious this is but it's a very easy out for Eddie if he wants it
Yeah. That’s it really. He knows he’s had to play so much better than the incumbents to even get a glimpse. How dumb is he? When I saw the headline I thought if he was going to do this why didn’t he just go to France and cash in?

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:07 pm
by fivepointer
Really disappointing he's got himself in this bother. I thought he had turned a corner and grown up a bit.
It may not be the end of the world. He's been a prat, but that may not rule him out of England contention.

Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:30 pm
by Mellsblue
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Re: Oh Dear Danny

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:39 pm
by Spiffy
morepork wrote:Pisshead XV:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8. Andy Powell
9. Danny Care
10. Danny Cipriani
11. Zac Guilford
12. Gavin Henson
13. Mike "dwarf tosser" Tindall
14. Doug Howlett
15. Kurtly Beale
You'd have to find a slot for James O'Connor - possibly the biggest waste of real talent of he lot.